My Dearest Margaret,
I write you this letter from the front lines of this cursed war. From all sides we are beset. The booms of the boomers from the north, the shrill ticktockery of the Z’s to the west. We’ve not heard from Gen X in weeks now. Our best intelligence suggests they are napping, but we can never know for sure.
If the Lord should grant me such clemency that I may leave this battlefield of memes and see you once again, I will find a solace in falling into your arms. And ordering Chipotle.
11. Gothic Karens
Your manager is gonna hear me rawr XD
Someone said emo girls were just gothic Karens and now I cant look away ??? pic.twitter.com/9xgbAfls3P
— Jayseph Crawdad △⃒⃘ (@JerryWestside88) September 4, 2019
10. Join in on the fun
You can’t hurt our pride.
We don’t have any.
gen z: making fun of millennials
me, a millennial: pic.twitter.com/P5N8awn0S3
— favorite accomplice @ Monsieur and Free Worm ? (@masqueradetea) June 15, 2020
9. The shift
Oh no, we’re living in the time dimension. Who could have seen this coming.
People born in 1994 now identifying as Gen Z because Millenials being treated like old people pic.twitter.com/uK1vMnsz44
— Stev (@Is_Stev) June 16, 2020
8. Chaotic energy
I’d say was defines us the most is our insistence on describing literally everything in terms of “energy.”
Millennial vs gen z energy encapsulated pic.twitter.com/sPRyoNKOPG
— dazai (derogatory) (@chrxlloluvr) June 15, 2020
7. Dress for the part
It truly was a magical time.
For the millennial that are mad at gen z just remember you dressed like this pic.twitter.com/g5Skg8uVjR
— peyton (@gorillagripncat) June 14, 2020
6. Get out of the house
I dunno, it feels more relevant to me than an astrology sign.
Millennials, please take your Hogwarts house out of your Twitter bio.
— ???imperialism over-understander?#HandsOffDPRK (@fOrGiVeNcHy) July 4, 2020
We have no idea what we’re doing and we never have.
Why do millennials love to be like “Adulting?”???? like yeah you’re pushing 30 I’d hope you’re adulting
— Joey (@SJoey79) November 17, 2020
But the weird thing is – we are.
millennials say doggo and think they're gonna get laid
— taco bell crunchwrap (@bagelflavorer) October 23, 2020
3. Pizza party
It’s not really a personality it’s just the best thing we can afford.
Not sure how millennials made liking pizza a personality trait but they did and now we’re all forced to live with it
— izzy (@izabowl) December 19, 2020
2. *Yeets away*
Of all the folks to blame for our general decay, Gen Z is definitely not where I’d take aim.
Baby Boomers: Millenials are what’s ruining America
Millenials: Gen Z is the dumbest generation and are ruining America
Gen Z: Oof shots fired, that some hot tea *Yeets away*
— fakegrant (@winn_grant) September 23, 2018
1. Burn it to the ground
And you grew up not knowing how a record player works.
Technology moves fast. It’s fine. Live your life.
There are people alive that don't know how to burn CDs. I'm fucking old.
— DJ Zee (@IAmDJZ33) September 23, 2020
I guess that’s the best advice really. Just live your life. This war doesn’t have to go on forever.
…but just in case you’d like it to, what generation do you want to attack today?
Tell us in the comments.