Are you single? Are you looking to mingle? Well then keep on moving, because we’re not about that here.

All we’re doing right here right now is celebrating our singlehood through memes. So if mingling is your thing – as in you want to meet and interact with other people – then screw off. We ain’t doin’ that.

Alright, here we go!

15. Sweet justice

Oh man, who could have possibly seen this coming?

14. No time for losers

Cause we are the champions.

13. Cheater, cheater

How dare you prey on peoples’ insecurities like that.
It’s not funny.

12. Don’t care

Just give me all the bacon and eggs that you have.

11. A hopeless place

Is there no end to the debauchery of man?

10. A loophole

Guys have successful relationships using this one weird trick!

9. Sweet dreams are made of these

Who am I to disagree?

8. Couch surfin’

Never you mind, I’m sure you wouldn’t wanna know.

7. It’s a date

I’m really the whole package, why keep looking?

6. No duh

Why would you even bother telling me that?

5. The app-etizer

I think you probably know why.

4. How’s it gonna be

Screw that, showers with two people are way too crowded.

3. Death becomes her

Hey, at least he’s really willing to commit.

2. Food for thought

Soup and I are in a long term relationship.

1. Every single time

I have standards, you know.

Keep on keepin’ on, single peeps.

What’s the best thing about being alone?

Tell us in the comments.