We’ve all been there. You’re looking for something specific on Amazon and you click some related recommendation and then pretty soon you find yourself down a rabbit hole of niche products that you just can’t believe actually exist.
Well, if you want all of that forever, look no further than Reddit, which loves to collect such things for the further bafflement of humankind.
And now we’re going to look at some together. We’ll get through this. Don’t you worry.
11. The Inflatable Beach Coffin
If you just had the case or the lid, you’d think “Oh, a little boat!” or “Oh, a little raft!”
But put them together and…
10. Soup Stock Vending Machine
For when you’re on the go but you could really use a bottle of broth.
9. A Third Eye Camera
You dang kids and your dang phones mumblegrumble.
8. A Stationary Plane
I mean, the interior of that plane alone is significantly larger than my apartment, so.
7. Mom’s Spaghetti
As made famous by Eminem (ft. Mom).
6. Very Specific Chinese Book
It won’t help but it WILL let pickpockets know you’re a tourist.
5. A Burrito Holder
You’re payin’ way too much for burrito holders.
Who’s your burrito holder guy?
4. Golf Vents
Kinda neat, kinda energy inefficient?
3. Pokemon PETA Stuff
I guess this is a…joke?
2. Mainland Scotland (Just Off the Mainland)
Not exactly an invention, but whomever named this place just wanted to initiate an endless game of Who’s On First.
1. Rooster Hulk Hands
You’re not gonna like me when I’m bawk-bacca.
Well, that’s enough of that forever.
Would you buy any of these? Why or why not?
Tell us in the comments.