Sometimes people like to say that “there’s no such thing as a bad divorce.” Meaning, if two people decide to get divorced, then ultimately, it’s good that that happened. Better, surely, than two people who don’t want to be married staying married.

You could extend this reasoning to say that there’s no such thing as a bad breakup, though breakups are hard. Whatever the reason, if two people don’t feel right about being together, then they probably shouldn’t be.

That said, sometimes the stated reasons for the break ups, the breaking points, if you will, are just plain strange. Like these.

11. What’s at steak?

But other than that you were totally and deeply in love, I’m sure.

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10. Vampire syndrome

Twilight has absolutely ruined an entire generation, I tell ya what.

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9. Bombastic belching

Straight up, I burped really loud just before I read this one and instantly felt bad about myself.
At least I’m in my home office by myself?

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8. Eye see you

Feeling a little bit extra shy, are we?

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7. Cuddle monster

I now have hilarious visions in my head of someone physically attempting, and failing, to cuddle.

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6. Look it up

“Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and to remove all doubt.”

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5. Kiss of death

Were you maybe dating a  literal dog?

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4. Read the subtext

Going days without a response is understandable grounds for concern, I’d say.

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3. Weight weight, don’t tell me

It’s strange the ways we make each other feel insecure.

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2. How lesbian

I…don’t even know what this means, but more power to you!

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1. Boy friend


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Man. Relationships truly are weird af.

Do you have a strange breakup story?

Tell us in the comments.