Guys have weird bathrooms. I already knew this, as a dude who’s done my share of odd bathrooming, but I didn’t know it as hard as I know it now that I’ve scrolled through this tweet thread.
The horrors and oddities you will find here can never be unseen, so be warned. Be they from a house, apartment, dorm, school, or just a plain ol’ public men’s room, the things shown and described here defy all reason and are sure to leave you changed forever… to some degree.
But if you’re curious still, scroll on. And see what Twitter hath for thee.
11. The combo
For those keeping score at home, this would appear to be some ungodly hybrid of a plunger and a “toilet” brush.
ladies what’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever found in a boy’s bathroom? allow me to start pic.twitter.com/WbvwM86H4b
— jodie (@jodieegrace) December 14, 2018
10. Safety first
I cannot fathom how this is working.
broken shower rod held up by a condom 😩 pic.twitter.com/e0QSIS4jXy
— k (@katholman42) December 19, 2018
9. No words
We’ll have no bones about it.
I have no words pic.twitter.com/q6fklsmjdf
— ☆ Kellie ☆ (@kellielea1996) December 16, 2018
8. Jeff go boom
You were so busy trying to find out if you could do it that you forgot to ask if you should.
This is my boyfriend’s shower curtain. It’s even more terrifying when you go pee in the middle of the night pic.twitter.com/JCQ066K3YL
— The Poison For Kuzco • BLM • (@montgomeryk2020) December 17, 2018
7. Bird is the word
He is clearly trying to think something through, please leave him be.
— Emily Dellone (@EmilyDellone) December 16, 2018
6. Orange you glad?
The juice is most definitely loose.
— ali m (@alexxaandraaaa) December 15, 2018
5. Absolutely blinding
Honestly I could maybe use something like that.
was on his bedside table. I still had it on when he came out of the bathroom, he said he made it bc he always gets distracted when he reads. He made himself blinders for reading. pic.twitter.com/tZze8YlCu5
— mollyfat2 (@mollyfat2) December 15, 2018
4. Storage solutions
We’ve found it. We’ve found the single most “Kyle” photo that will ever grace the internet.
— Lindsey Riordan (@lindsrio) December 15, 2018
3. Magically delicious
I have so many questions and I want none of them answered.
Went to look in the bathroom cupboard for toilet paper and…… pic.twitter.com/UAPPHJcesu
— kait (@kaitlinsimon99) December 15, 2018
2. Super sword
— gino bambino (@ginobambino02) December 16, 2018
1. Be my guest
My companion, my second, my number two, if you will.
A guest seat pic.twitter.com/XGMmvUnsrh
— Kyle Crawford (@kyleccomedy) December 16, 2018
I may never poop again.
What’s the weirdest thing you’ve seen in a bathroom?
Tell us in the comments.