It’s that time of year again, and by year I mean day.
It’s that time of day again. That time when we all look at Twitter for a while and laugh.
Sounds good? Do I need to sell you on it any more than that? Didn’t think so. Let’s get to the tweets.
14. The Shining (1980)
Come feed us forever and ever.
is this the shining pic.twitter.com/gbLqKV2YNo
— jobee (vaccinated) (@milkglutton_) April 10, 2021
13. A broken record
My how the turntables have turned.
My dating profile: pic.twitter.com/Zm7iWsXTXN
— Christian Becker (@TheAmazingBeck) April 10, 2021
12. Community organization
I mean for non-laundry related political causes.
Leftist guys will be like "I'm an organizer" ok maybe start with your bedroom then…
— rotbot (@madamepotstein) April 9, 2021
11. Let them eat cake
Is that even edible?
this cake my managers got for me lmaooo pic.twitter.com/ktHvgVkTJK
— nope ? (@LilNasX) April 10, 2021
10. Just a little hit
Hey, that’ll do it.
microdosing a relationship by getting into arguments with my male friends
— i can be your long lost pal (@PallaviGunalan) April 10, 2021
9. Down by the ranch
Ok for real, if you’re the person processing this order, how do you not call and double check?
I’m so baked i didn’t notice that the pizza I wanted didnt add to the cart before I hit “order” so I just waited an hour and a half and payed $15 for one side of ranch dressing and nothing else pic.twitter.com/AIy3Xlo8bj
— cody ? (@CdyRnkn) April 10, 2021
8. Feeling IL
As a person who lives in Chicago and almost never has reason to be in any other IL city or town, I concur.
It just fucks me up that Chicago is in Illinois. What the fuck is Illinois
— Gina Guillotine (@nintendo6664) April 9, 2021
7. Moving swiftly
Nobody needs to know about all that.
Taylor Swift is brave because if you asked me to read anything I wrote at 17 I would kill you with my bare hands
— Cecil Price Walden (@pricewalden) April 9, 2021
6. Looking back
We’ll all be listening to the music of our youth forever.
ME, ALMOST 30: CAUSE WHEN YOU’RE FIFTEEEEEEEN pic.twitter.com/znhrbXMfnU
— deven (@devbabe_) April 9, 2021
5. Bowl me over
If it’s stupid and it works…
I can neither confirm nor deny my son bowling technique. ..??♂️? pic.twitter.com/INhlMmY6Ic
— Jaquiski ‘Quaski’ Tartt (@quaski) April 10, 2021
4. The power
Kourtney Kardashian has had one man in shambles for 14 years & another man getting her name tattooed on him within 6 months. The power…
— Kait. (@kaitnick08) April 9, 2021
3. High class glass
For only the most extravagant occasions.
“babe we have guests, go get the fancy cups” pic.twitter.com/LdiZTvTraK
— Luis Vercetti (@97Vercetti) April 10, 2021
2. Book it
Did they say anything about buying new video games before I’d played through the ones I’ve got?
Even if you’re fully vaccinated the CDC recommends finishing some of the books on your shelf before buying new ones
— CiCi Adams? (@CiCiAdams_) April 10, 2021
1. What a croc
But why would anyone want these.
It’s always “wyd” it’s never “what color crocs you want”
— kayla (@certifiedlibraa) April 10, 2021
Adding all of those to my favorites so I can never forget this beautiful moment we’ve shared together. Thank you for being a part of it.
Who are your favorite people to follow on Twitter?
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