I’ll be honest – the internet has left me mostly very jaded. There’s little I can see or hear anymore that will shock me, or even make me look twice.
As a person online all the time, I am a citizen of the multiverse, well traveled in the needless and the inexplicable.
And yet, for all of that, there are still occasionally those things – apparently real – that simply demand to be examined. Demand to be explained. Because without explanation, their existence in the same plane of reality as you and I feels somehow like a threat.
These are such items. Proceed at your own risk. Thanks a lot, Reddit.
11. That’s sharp
Yeah, nah, I’ll just fail the test instead, thanks.
10. Travel budget
These puppies don’t even have one single horsepower.
9. Rose colored
Apparently “a little much” does not exist in the lexicon of wherever this is.
8. A bright idea
If I see this is your house it’s gonna be the last time I’m in your house.
7. Holy crap
Look I’m not here to kinkshame but after looking at this I might in fact be here to kinkshame.
6. Money money money
THEM: Don’t leave anything valuable in your car that might attract thieves.
I don’t know what kind of message this is meant to send me. Do YOU?
4. Explosions of color
When you gotta subcontract out to some kindergartners.
3. Fear itself
That’s a big honking window sill.
2. Three, six, number two
You really gonna disrespect them like this?
1. That heeling touch
But why though?
I don’t know why any of these things exist, and I never will, and that is my curse.
What’s the strangest thing you’ve seen around lately?
Tell us in the comments.