The tweets we’re going to share with you today will do more than make you laugh, they will literally reach out and touch your soul.


They will grow appendages of some sort, and those extensions will physically reach toward you and make contact with your soul, a hypothetical, non-material part of your being.

How is all of this going to happen?

We don’t know yet. But we’re eager to find out. Here are the tweets.

11. Not like the others

One of these things just doesn’t belong.

10. The sacred oath

What do hippos have to do with this anyway?

9. Do the wave

I think we have a real connection, you know?

8. Brooklyn tales

So, your place or mine?

7. Cozy up


6. Vax up

It’s funny because it’s horrible and deadly!

5. It’s called fashion, sweaty

Look it up sometime.

4. Unique New York, unique New York

You know you need unique New York.

3. It’s in the stars

So like, we’re probably talking about all of them, then?

2. Oh never mind

Yeah, there are definitely no problems inherent in a healthcare system that relies on patients to be wealthy.
Nope. None at all.

1. What a waste

I very specifically did not order this, I would like my money back.

And now, your soul has been touched. How? We still don’t know. That’s just the magic of the internet. That’s the magic of memes.

What’s something you’ve come across recently that’s really spoken to you in a profound way?

Tell us about it in the comments.