The tweets we’re going to share with you today will do more than make you laugh, they will literally reach out and touch your soul.
They will grow appendages of some sort, and those extensions will physically reach toward you and make contact with your soul, a hypothetical, non-material part of your being.
How is all of this going to happen?
We don’t know yet. But we’re eager to find out. Here are the tweets.
11. Not like the others
One of these things just doesn’t belong.
I am not like other girls..
— miss mamas (@yoncesweave) November 29, 2016
10. The sacred oath
What do hippos have to do with this anyway?
I think all doctors should be allowed to break HIPAA once per year. For gossip reasons
— dj fuck (@eggshellfriend) August 13, 2021
9. Do the wave
I think we have a real connection, you know?
idc i’ll wave at a baby 100 times if they keep waving??
— jp (@girl_thatsjp) July 18, 2021
8. Brooklyn tales
So, your place or mine?
when I met my husband, I said I lived in Brooklyn even though I actually lived in Connecticut, and he said he lived in Brooklyn even though he was really just visiting from Minnesota. But against all odds we came together bc we shared a fundamental value. Lying
— Ely Kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl) August 12, 2021
7. Cozy up
2020: omg we’re entering hell
2021: ok so how do we make hell cozy
— julia shiplett (@juliashiplett) August 12, 2021
6. Vax up
It’s funny because it’s horrible and deadly!
Any flight can be a Delta flight if you refuse to get vaccinated.
— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) August 9, 2021
5. It’s called fashion, sweaty
Look it up sometime.
The absolute chokehold the hibiscus flower had on my late 90s fashion choices… walking around looking like an 11 year old Trader Joe’s apprentice pic.twitter.com/ELDRXRQliS
— caitie delaney (@caitiedelaney) August 11, 2021
4. Unique New York, unique New York
You know you need unique New York.
Why’s it always “nyc smells like pee” and never “my pee smells like the greatest city in the world”
— Asia (@AsiaDNYC) August 11, 2021
3. It’s in the stars
So like, we’re probably talking about all of them, then?
i only know about the astrological signs that pertain to me or men who have wronged me
— Sydney Battle (@SydneyBattle) August 9, 2021
2. Oh never mind
Yeah, there are definitely no problems inherent in a healthcare system that relies on patients to be wealthy.
Nope. None at all.
when i was in college i had a therapist recommend i “cut my parents out” bc they “sounded really toxic” and i was like “ok but they support me financially so then i wouldn’t be able to pay for therapy” and she was like “oh never mind”
— Dana Donnelly (@danadonnelly) August 9, 2021
1. What a waste
I very specifically did not order this, I would like my money back.
I hate this pandemic, if I wanted to waste my 30’s I would have gotten married and started a family.
— Eden Dranger (@Eden_Eats) August 11, 2021
And now, your soul has been touched. How? We still don’t know. That’s just the magic of the internet. That’s the magic of memes.
What’s something you’ve come across recently that’s really spoken to you in a profound way?
Tell us about it in the comments.