Are you looking for a bright spot in this world? A VERY bright spot? Did you think that you’d found it but then you realized you were thinking of the sun and that you can’t keep staring at that because it’s hurting your eyes?

Well, quit being dumb and find a better bright spot with me. Eleven of them, in fact, in the form of these Tweets.

11. Hide and seek

“Sent from none of your business. You’ll never discover my dwelling.”

10. A Goofy Movie

Did you know this was written by one of the same guys who wrote the Bill and Ted movies?

9. A sign of the times

Why is he specifically interested in mittens and how does he manage to get so many?

8. A little push

Unless we’re in high school and you’re trying to flirt, this needs to stop.

7. What’s in it?

People who ask this question are generally the same ones who will list off chemicals they know nothing about and then just stare at you like you should be scared.

6. The chart

It’s like a cool way to remember how screwed up our society is.

5. The pain

There’s no way this is for real.

4. The annoyance game

That relationship sounds like a lot of fun.

3. Cargo shorts

They have a power that many find intimidating and few can harness.

2. The fancy feast

I think there’s something wrong with your dog.

1. Know the difference

It’s a profession that might just not be all it’s cracked up to be.

So bright! I can barely see!

What Twitter accounts do you enjoy following the most?

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