Are you out of ideas? Feeling a little creatively drained?
I know the feeling.
And sometimes, when I need a new idea to get me going, I look to the internet. Specifically, I look to Twitter, and see what inspiration I can glean from there.
Here are a few new ideas via Twitter to help you along your path today.
11. Useless boycotting
“You can’t fire me, I don’t work here.”
Saw someone say they’re boycotting any business that requires proof of vaccination to enter and it’s like babe it’s not a boycott if you’re not allowed inside.
— Marcella Arguello (@marcellacomedy) August 4, 2021
10. The banishment of hunger
I don’t know how I didn’t see this coming, but I never do.
every time I eat a meal i'm like "that's it. I am never going to be hungry again". and lo and behold, a few short hours later… the unthinkable…
— broti gupta, female fitness coach (@BrotiGupta) August 2, 2021
9. Nuances and caveats
The missing ingredients for getting Americans to work toward a greater good was adding lots of detail.
we may have whiffed it pretty hard on the pandemic when it was very clear what to do, but now that there are a bunch of nuances and caveats I think we’re gonna crush it
— Sarah Lazarus (@sarahclazarus) July 31, 2021
8. A kitchen force field pill
I don’t know how to make this work but I need someone to do so stat.
they should make a pill so that when you take it nobody else can be in the kitchen at the same time as you
— build-a-bear axolotl (@orchidcamp) August 2, 2021
7. Internet specialization
There really is a place for everyone here.
instagram: look at my new boyfriend
twitter: I can't get a boyfriend
reddit: my [21F] boyfriend [53M] boyfriend forbids me from going into the basement and has a sock drawer full of missing women's driver's licenses, AITA for being uncomfortable? the wedding is in three hours
— Janel Comeau (@VeryBadLlama) August 3, 2021
6. Male therapists
Did you know that they exist?
I’m always so shook when a woman talks about her male therapist. Paying to talk to a man?? Bestie, how did we get here?!
— Camilla Blackett (@camillard) July 31, 2021
5. Accidental pride flags
(Shh! Quiet, nobody tell them.)
Just saw a blue lives matter flag with a red line and a green line and I feel like we’re one more stripe away from a bunch of trucks driving around with accidental pride flags
— Samantha Ruddy (@samlymatters) July 31, 2021
4. Simpler job applications
I mean, how are they supposed to know my job history when all they have to go off of is the resume and the cover letter that both literally contain it?
I ALREADY UPLOADED MY RESUME WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME FILL OUT MY EMPLOYMENT HISTORY pic.twitter.com/iAINbYXx7L
— I hope this is satire… (@sablaah) August 3, 2021
3. Cancelling stuff
It’s the kind of cancel culture we can all get behind.
When you agreed to go out and the time to go out is getting closer pic.twitter.com/hefLJdoJds
— Water T (@kevenchy_) October 10, 2017
2. Requested absence
Well yanno, people forget this stuff.
I ran into my ex three months after he dumped me and he started the conversation with “long time no see.” Yeah….as per your request.
— Ginny Hogan_ (@ginnyhogan_) August 1, 2021
It’s a great way to spread germs for fun.
Girls don’t actually shop we just walk round touching the clothes saying ‘this is cute’
— FREE 🇵🇸 🇵🇸🇵🇸 (@abblucia) October 1, 2018
So many new ideas! So much inspiration! Thank you, internet!
Who are your favorite women to follow on Twitter?
Tell us in the comments – let us know where the funny comes from!