About a year ago, I got a text message from an ex I hadn’t spoken to in maybe 6 years.
She’d broken a small gift that I’d given her all the way back in college. Something so insignificant, I thought, that I’d completely forgotten it even existed. But she was seemingly beside herself that this had happened. She was apologizing. She was upset.
And then poof – we went back to being completely out of each others’ lives again.
Ex texts are one of the strangest phenomenons you can experience, and nothing illustrates that better than these anonymous confessions.
12. Are you jealous?
If you’re calling to ask that question, then you probably don’t care much about the person you’re now with.
11. Dreaming the dream
Ok thank you…not sure what to do with this info…
10. Tell me a joke
That’s a good one, will you be here all week?
9. Getting better
Woof, that’s tough.
8. Let’s celebrate
I think maybe things are about to get wild.
7. Can’t take the heat
Well, that took quite a turn didn’t it?
6. Hit me up
Is there anywhere I can go where you won’t find me?
That’s some very selective involvement right there.
4. Oh the memories
I feel like I’m forgetting something…what could it possibly be…
3. Papers, please
That sure is young for this kind of thing.
2. I want you back
Also, I am now a wolf.
1. It’s mine
Yeah, that’s always a trap.
The ex text. What a strange beast indeed.
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