12 Things Stolen by the Absolute Worst Roommates

If you’ve never had a roommate, I can only assume you’ve lived some kind of extremely blessed, wealthy existence.

For the rest of us, it’s just a general reality of life. Sometimes a joy, sometimes a pain, usually just a necessity we gotta find our ways to deal with.

But boy does it come with some weird side effects. For example: they’re always taking your stuff. They’re never not doing that. It’s like a law of physics or something, and as these anonymous contributors will attest, it will bring you no end of unpleasant surprises.

12. Tattoo money

Guess what my NEXT one is gonna say, CAROL?!

11. Nail clippers

Now the nails shall grow on and on forever. There is no stopping them.

10. Rent money

Why the heck are you keeping your rent in the form of cash in a jar though?

9. Contacts

Does…does that even work?

8. S** toys

Hope they have fun, I guess, cause I’m not taking them back.

7. Girlfriend

Pretty sure that was prohibited somewhere in the lease.

6. Quarters

Quarters become actually worth more than quarters when you’re in a position like this.

5. Blankets

Turning lemons into lemonade, I see.

4. Package

Does she even know what’s in it?

3. Condoms

Ok dude, they’re like three bucks, this might be a disproportionate response.

2. Jockstrap

But why.
But why though.

1. Lighter

Was your pocket feeling a little lighter?

One thing’s for sure – these posts have stolen my heart. And my desire to ever have a roommate again.

Have you ever had a particularly bad one?

Tell us about them in the comments.