If you’ve never had a roommate, I can only assume you’ve lived some kind of extremely blessed, wealthy existence.
For the rest of us, it’s just a general reality of life. Sometimes a joy, sometimes a pain, usually just a necessity we gotta find our ways to deal with.
But boy does it come with some weird side effects. For example: they’re always taking your stuff. They’re never not doing that. It’s like a law of physics or something, and as these anonymous contributors will attest, it will bring you no end of unpleasant surprises.
12. Tattoo money
Guess what my NEXT one is gonna say, CAROL?!
11. Nail clippers
Now the nails shall grow on and on forever. There is no stopping them.
10. Rent money
Why the heck are you keeping your rent in the form of cash in a jar though?
Does…does that even work?
8. S** toys
Hope they have fun, I guess, cause I’m not taking them back.
Pretty sure that was prohibited somewhere in the lease.
Quarters become actually worth more than quarters when you’re in a position like this.
Turning lemons into lemonade, I see.
Does she even know what’s in it?
Ok dude, they’re like three bucks, this might be a disproportionate response.
But why though.
Was your pocket feeling a little lighter?
One thing’s for sure – these posts have stolen my heart. And my desire to ever have a roommate again.
Have you ever had a particularly bad one?
Tell us about them in the comments.