I’ve been working on trying to crack the code of how to make popular things on the internet.
Honestly, I think I’m really close to having everything I need. The only things left to acquire are talent, an idea, a unique perspective, engaging delivery, and the lucky timing to hit maximal cultural impact.
But what I DO have already is the keyboard. So. Well on my way.
In the meantime, let’s just look at some other peoples’ funny tweets because that’s easier.
12. Tuba guy
I never knew the apocalypse would look this stupid.
Tuba guy still playing in these harsh conditions proves it was never just about getting bitches https://t.co/xAhuzazFaO
— hannah (@TribalSpaceCat) February 25, 2021
11. I’m all ears
When you just gotta hold onto for your life.
My ears trying to hold my two masks, glasses, air pods and cute earrings pic.twitter.com/AX3uqU3nPO
— caitie delaney (@caitiedelaney) February 23, 2021
10. This just in
How many creative ways can you announce we’re having pizza for lunch again?
u think I’m annoying now? I did the morning announcements in high school
— Ely Kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl) February 24, 2021
9. Zoom etiquette
Super simple stuff.
I can't believe people are STILL struggling with basic Zoom etiquette. Remember:
– MUTE yourself when not speaking
– USE "raise hand" to avoid interruption in groups
– Make sure your CAT is in view
– Don't forget to tell me your cat's NAME
– Please tell your cat I LOVE them
— Celeste Labedz (@celestelabedz) February 22, 2021
8. Humpty dumpty
Maybe he’d be alright if he hadn’t relied on a bunch of horses for his medical care.
i ain't victim-blaming, but why tf was an egg sitting on a wall
— Elle. (@ellewasamistake) February 23, 2021
7. Absolutely unhinged
But most days you just sort of drift around in a malaise unsure of your place in the universe. 10/10.
Personally I love being a millennial, it’s absolutely unhinged. Sometimes I want to do a gravy boat of molly and ride on the hood of a car and sometimes I’ll buy a $27 candle that makes me want a baby. 10/10 no notes.
— Tawny Newsome (@TrondyNewman) February 20, 2021
6. Girl, bye
Really glad I took all those years of Spanish just to forget them all.
When you speak two languages and start losing vocabulary in both of them
— Samantha ACH (@SamanthAgreda) December 6, 2017
5. I’m on board
Thanks for the warning, but this is happening.
"baby on board" ok hope you strapped em in real good cause im on my phone
— suffering pig (@armoredslut) February 25, 2021
4. Lose/lose situations
Me, responding to the email two months later “Hey, sorry this got lost…”
me in a meeting: “this could’ve been an email”
me receiving an email: “i’m going to hurl myself into the sun”
— emmy allen (@emily0allen) February 24, 2021
Oh shush, kid.
help I am now 26, the same age as Meredith Blake in the Parent Trap, so if u need me I’m quitting my career and moving to Napa to seduce some hot millionaire dads!!!!!
— Karen Chee (@karencheee) February 22, 2021
2. Time to grind
Down where it’s wetter, down where it’s better, take it from me.
i don't have it in me to grind like im so sorry.. i was put on this earth to eat berries and play in the ocean
— megan (@chismosavirus) February 22, 2021
1. How daft
I’m just coming to some important realizations right now.
I really wish Daft Punk had not told us they were splitting up. Just give a new guy the helmet & let us think everything is fine. I also wish my parents had worn helmets & done this. Maybe this is more of a conversation to have with a therapist.
— Caissie (@Caissie) February 22, 2021
If I can just learn how to emulate those tweets, I’ll be rich in internet fame in no time.
Who are your favorite internet people?
Tell us in the comments.