Are you broke? Broke as a joke? Are you so broke that you can’t even afford a joke about how broke you are?
Here’s one adapted from my days studying theatre in college:
What do you call a acting major who doesn’t have a girlfriend?
Homeless.
Here’s some more jokes, in the form of memes. Try not to cry.
13. Day by day
It’s important to sit down and really plan these things out.
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12. Comfortable living
The world may end by then, you don’t know.
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11. A master plan
All we need to do is hit this one last big score and we’ll be cruisin’ on easy street.
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10. Money money money
Gotta spend money to make money, but I’m pretty sure it’s not like this.
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9. Saving grace
How sweet the sound.
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8. The golden years
I assume that’s the goal since that’s what everybody else seems to be doing.
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7. By the numbers
It’s gotta happen to somebody, so why not me?!
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6. Month to month
I sense a pattern in a lot of our plans here.
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5. Help me out here
You’re right on the cusp of the next big thing, right?
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4. Lower the bar
It’s the only way any of us are gonna clear it.
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3. Death and taxes
The only two certainties in this world.
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2. Pepe Silvia
I’ll bet he has an answer for us.
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1. Worry not
We really were prepared for life, weren’t we?
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Hope you enjoyed the free laughs, since it’s all you can afford.
On a scale of 1-10, how broke are you?
Tell us in the comments.