I’m not sure where the term “ring true” first originated. I’m guessing it had something to do with bells, they were pretty much used for everything back in the day right? Were bells used as lie detectors? Or maybe it’s just one of those terms that Shakespeare made up when he ran out of the nine quintillion phrases English already had. That guy. It’s always something with him.
Wherever “ring true” came form, it really rings true. Just like these tweets do.
13. A wide man once told me…
You know there’s an edit button, right dad?
Just thinking about my dad’s best Facebook post again pic.twitter.com/z3NYqN2n4A
— Samantha Ruddy (@samlymatters) June 30, 2021
12. Logging off
Good for them. They got out. They escaped.
Whenever one of my favorite authors logs off from here forever, I am happy for them, the same way I would be happy for someone who is raptured.
— Torrey Peters (@torreypeters) July 1, 2021
11. Take a hike
No shade but I kinda hate it when super thin and fit people make these jokes? It’s not fair to the rest of us?
my hobbies? i like to eat food and sit down. if you are a hiking person we will not get along.
— Dana Donnelly (@danadonnelly) June 30, 2021
10. Reverse, reverse!
Justice is truly served.
my boyfriend said a joke and no one heard him so i repeated it louder and everyone laughed and laughed. a true gender norm reversal and ultimately a win for feminism.
— Dana Donnelly (@danadonnelly) July 2, 2021
9. Queen Anne
She really hath a way with things.
i know anne hathaway isnt british but i feel like she should be
— muna lisa (@prettyIegend) June 27, 2021
8. A little treat
You gotta treat yourself before you beat yourself.
“I deserve a little treat for ONCE ?” — me several times a day, every day
— Madeleine Aggeler (@mmaggeler) June 28, 2021
7. Ill-fitting
I don’t think this particularly suits me…or anyone.
Bathing suit companies these days are like “Oh you have labia? Sorry!!!! We don’t do that :/“
— limp brittzkit (@Brittymigs) June 28, 2021
6. Call of the wild
We worked so hard to get out of there, now we want back in.
We weren’t meant to answer emails. It was just supposed to be hunting and gathering
— grace spelman (@GraceSpelman) June 28, 2021
5. Wrapping things up
It really is a nice little way to put a button on things.
How did we ever end text conversations before the tapback heart?
— Akilah Green (@akilahgreen) June 24, 2021
4. So funny
Prepare yourself, you’re never going to recover from this.
when a drunk girl is like “I just think it’s funny how…” she’s about to say the meanest thing you’ve ever heard in your goddamn life
— thirty year old woman yells at cloud (@lolennui) June 27, 2021
3. Too dark
I need to reposition my screen thanks to you.
A note to filmmakers, please do not make your movies so dark that I have to see the terrible expressionless reflection of my big dumb head in the screen for half of it
— caitie delaney (@caitiedelaney) June 28, 2021
2. Those summer vibes
*Dances with dread in my heart*
Summer 2021 https://t.co/K0tNRsvXON
— Katy Kelleher (@KatyKelleher) June 29, 2021
1. One trip to rule them all
Only quitters walk back.
I don’t know what will happen if I don’t bring all the grocery bags in at once but I also know I’m not gonna ever find out
— Mom Jeans (@momjeansplease) June 30, 2021
Yep. Truest rings I ever did hear.
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