The wonderful, terrible thing about the internet is that it’s always leading to new discoveries.
Wonderful because some of them are great, terrible because a lot of them are things you truly never wanted to know.
But discovering these tweets? There’s nothing wrong with that. Not in the slightest.
13. Psounds pepfect
Gotta shoot your shot.
I got the Pfizer vaccine and pso pfar pno pside effects.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) April 8, 2021
12. Ready for the meltdown
I had to Google this because I didn’t believe it, but yeah, she’s right. That’s the man’s name.
melting down at the discovery that hugh grant’s middle name is mungo. humongo grant. someone held a tiny newborn infant in their arms and said this is my baby, humongo grant.
— molly conger (@socialistdogmom) April 7, 2021
11. Taking notice
Take notice that you’re on notice for my notice.
Fuck a 2 weeks notice. Yall shoulda noticed 2 weeks ago tht i was bout to quit
— Toni (@byw0rthy) April 6, 2021
10. Count on it
You might think you know where this is going, but I promise you, you don’t.
OH MY GOD??????????????? pic.twitter.com/vq4UUuG66i
— ??? (@fernvndooo) April 6, 2021
9. Where no mango has gone before
Gotta get it all.
The mango seed when I’m done. pic.twitter.com/VYAN2r91XP
— senia che (@drawntosenia) April 6, 2021
8. Barking and biting
It’s a really ruff environment, you know?
“I don’t like who I am at work.” pic.twitter.com/tYtjCHf3iH
— Thinkwert (@Thinkwert) April 9, 2021
Cool. Neat. The rest of us aren’t’ made of gold.
Homeboy gave her options ?????? pic.twitter.com/TuvkyJUmsS
— The Girl. (@ToriToreyTorrie) April 9, 2021
6. Hedge your bets
Now I finally understand why The Shining was so scary.
thinking about how hedges aren't green and soft and fluffy all throughout the inside but instead look like this
it's fucked up ! pic.twitter.com/63NWURTtNq
— jacob ? (@cloutsocks) April 9, 2021
5. Literally me
when i learned the word “literally” that was the beginning of the end
— anja (@internetanja) April 5, 2021
Here comes the BOOM ready or not – here come the pants from the south.
My room be so clean then BOOM I need a outfit ???
— ? (@sucray_) April 4, 2021
3. The great American novel
So much hope and so much suffering.
My 7 year old was tapping away on my Mac tonight and told me he was writing a book. I think you’ll agree it’s one hell of an opening. pic.twitter.com/2oboJEI3uh
— Catherine Isaac (@CatherineIsaac_) February 4, 2020
2. Another proper look
Oh whatever Brenda, nobody’s buying it.
One year on and I still ❤️ Brenda. pic.twitter.com/qP76hPCklZ
— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) April 6, 2021
1. With this ring…
Siri, show me what true insecurity looks like.
I get married tomorrow, just making sure we still good ??? pic.twitter.com/Q3omZyCCaZ
— paisa marquez sanroman (@paisa_marquez) April 3, 2021
Don’t you just feel like you’ve made so many important discoveries today? I know I do. And now I must go forth and spread the knowledge.
Who are your favorite people to follow on Twitter? What do you think makes them stand out from all the rest?
Tell us in the comments.