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14 Times That Tumblr Was Just So Very Painfully Introverted

Source: Scroturn on Tumblr

You may be shocked to learn this – but Tumblr? That place filled to the brim with obsessively nerdy and sensitive creative types who thrive off a detached sense of community while reveling in their own quirky individualism and sense of personal identity?

A bunch of them are introverts.

I know. You’re slack jawed. You’re aghast. You are, perhaps, even a ghost. But if you’ll bear with me a moment, oh spirit, I can demonstrate that I am telling the truth.

Here’s some proof. From Tumblr.

14. The preparation

Just when I was ready.

https://www.tumblr.com/blxrryaf/147813763063/coltre-what-do-you-mean-you-cant-go-out

13. Ask and receive

I wanted to be popular, but not like this.

https://www.tumblr.com/convinceful/91352001226/me-no-one-ever-texts-me-gets-a-text-me-wtf-do

12. Cancel culture

Sick bro, sounds great, see ya never.

https://d3athshand.tumblr.com/post/629398052036329472/airlesscell-yeah-bro-hit-me-up-well-cancel

11. The death toll

What was past me trying to do, kill us?

https://www.tumblr.com/kimmmatron/122215320128/when-u-make-plans-while-ur-in-a-good-mood-but-then

10. Sit and stay

It’s a terrible game we play, this public transit gambit.

https://www.tumblr.com/amorcasus-blog/45141070670/scroturn-i-get-really-offended-when-someone

9. Define “want”

Let’s get into the deep philosophy of this because I have no simple answer for you.

https://www.tumblr.com/daisyskye-johns0n/155516040583/avpdkaneki-someone-do-u-want-to-go-do-this

8. Space case

Please form an orderly line far away from me.

https://problemheart.tumblr.com/post/105231818372/me-constantly-needs-affection-me-constantly

7. The great mystery

We can’t know. There’s just no way to know.

https://www.tumblr.com/ouranyaoi/152050523367/me-why-dont-i-have-any-friends-me-prefers-own

6. No

I said that I was lonely, not that I was lively.

https://www.tumblr.com/daylighteclipsed/153776893015/me-lonely-as-shit-im-lonely-as-shit-anyone-hey

5. The longing

Am I doing this to myself?

https://tomshiddleston.tumblr.com/post/130338424941/angelbog-me-is-desperate-for-new-friends-and

4. Hard to get

I’ll never quite understand this particular use of hashtags.

https://amarielah.tumblr.com/post/106487179625/matthewsagan-plays-hard-to-get-by-staying-at

3. Return policy

I’m done with this free trial, I have found the product wanting.

https://www.tumblr.com/shouty-y/184985559248/starts-having-a-social-life-me-take-me-back-to

2. Twice as nice

Looks like I’m on my own again.

https://www.tumblr.com/krissybaybexo/155826479814/me-successfully-avoids-social-event-nice-me

 

1. The regret

I’ve made a huge mistake.

https://www.tumblr.com/7leeb/154953094582/factsmyguy-you-ever-hit-up-someone-but-as-soon

See? Told you so.

How introverted are you?

Describe it to us in the comments.

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