It’s tough to get through life, right?

Just kinda, all of it? Like it’s a big mess all the time and nobody left an instruction booklet?

Lucky for you, you live in internet times, and this information superhighway is full to the brim with tips and tricks to help you cut corners in all the best ways.

For instance, this crap.

15. Everything but the kitchen sink

Let the waters flow together, let two become one.

if it’s stupid and it works it ain’t stupid
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14. Pet protection

No doggo. Am shep. Very bah. Much wool.

SLPT/LPT: When your landlord says “NO DOGS!”
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13. Roll along now

They see me strollin’ / they hatin’

SLPT: how to have fun as a parent
byu/i-like-to-be-wooshed inShittyLifeProTips

12. Do not disturb

Everybody starts paying attention when money gets involved.

Finally a useful “life hack”
byu/UltraThiccBoi69 infunny

11. The immune system

This is why it’s important to recognize the limitations of metaphorical terminology.

SLPT: Vaccinate your computer
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10. Made in the shade

This is why on outdoor film sets you’ll see little tent thingys draped over monitors.

Because it’s sunny I want to work outside but it’s so bright I can’t really see the screen. Putting your laptop in a box blocks out the light, so your laptop screen is bright. It also keeps laptop cooler. Big up Alicia Clarke for the idea! Ben
byu/benlouislebu inMobKitchen

9. Just passing through

“I don’t care if there’s a flood, we still have to go to school.”

A flood can be a great opportunity to turn your home into an aquarium
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8. Bucket all

Looks like a night to never remember.

byu/worx777 inhmmm

7. Living in luxury

This kid is gonna grow up to create a scam app, I just know it.

My 12 year old son modified his bike with carpet for barefoot riding
byu/flaglerite inDiWHY

6. Oh, stuff it

Lottery tickets are the worst possible gift.
Either you lose (almost certain) in which case you’ve gifted nothing,
or you win (extremely unlikely) in which case you’ve just created a family rift.

SLPT: afraid those lottery tickets you got for stocking stuffers might actually be winners?
byu/udunn0jb inShittyLifeProTips

5. Twix tricks

Yeah, I’ve been that tired before.

The man sitting in front of me on the train is using a twix as a pillow
byu/star_man_u inCasualUK

4. Feel the power

I didn’t need to know this.

LPT: You have the power
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3. Start it up

Sometimes ya just gotta think quick.

SLPT: If your key breaks in half, just stick it into a potato like my friend did this morning.
byu/sgape inShittyLifeProTips

2. Spacing out

Hey thanks for the tip!

Cutting your tennis balls in half allows you to store two more balls in each can, saving space.
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1. Cool butt

I aspire to be as genuine as this dog.

Life Hack: Cool your butthole off on a hot day by pressing it against the cold door
byu/_ThatSynGirl_ inAnimalsBeingDerps

There ya go. Now get out there and start living your best life.

What other tips and tricks would you add?

Let us know in the comments.