It’s tough to get through life, right?

Just kinda, all of it? Like it’s a big mess all the time and nobody left an instruction booklet?

Lucky for you, you live in internet times, and this information superhighway is full to the brim with tips and tricks to help you cut corners in all the best ways.

For instance, this crap.

15. Everything but the kitchen sink

Let the waters flow together, let two become one.

if it’s stupid and it works it ain’t stupid from redneckengineering

14. Pet protection

No doggo. Am shep. Very bah. Much wool.

SLPT/LPT: When your landlord says "NO DOGS!" from ShittyLifeProTips

13. Roll along now

They see me strollin’ / they hatin’

SLPT: how to have fun as a parent from ShittyLifeProTips

12. Do not disturb

Everybody starts paying attention when money gets involved.

Finally a useful “life hack” from funny

11. The immune system

This is why it’s important to recognize the limitations of metaphorical terminology.

SLPT: Vaccinate your computer from ShittyLifeProTips

10. Made in the shade

This is why on outdoor film sets you’ll see little tent thingys draped over monitors.

Because it’s sunny I want to work outside but it’s so bright I can’t really see the screen. Putting your laptop in a box blocks out the light, so your laptop screen is bright. It also keeps laptop cooler. Big up Alicia Clarke for the idea! Ben from MobKitchen

9. Just passing through

“I don’t care if there’s a flood, we still have to go to school.”

A flood can be a great opportunity to turn your home into an aquarium from pics

8. Bucket all

Looks like a night to never remember.

hmmm from hmmm

7. Living in luxury

This kid is gonna grow up to create a scam app, I just know it.

My 12 year old son modified his bike with carpet for barefoot riding from DiWHY

6. Oh, stuff it

Lottery tickets are the worst possible gift.
Either you lose (almost certain) in which case you’ve gifted nothing,
or you win (extremely unlikely) in which case you’ve just created a family rift.

SLPT: afraid those lottery tickets you got for stocking stuffers might actually be winners? from ShittyLifeProTips

5. Twix tricks

Yeah, I’ve been that tired before.

The man sitting in front of me on the train is using a twix as a pillow from CasualUK

4. Feel the power

I didn’t need to know this.

LPT: You have the power from ShittyLifeProTips

3. Start it up

Sometimes ya just gotta think quick.

SLPT: If your key breaks in half, just stick it into a potato like my friend did this morning. from ShittyLifeProTips

2. Spacing out

Hey thanks for the tip!

Cutting your tennis balls in half allows you to store two more balls in each can, saving space. from ShittyLifeProTips

1. Cool butt

I aspire to be as genuine as this dog.

Life Hack: Cool your butthole off on a hot day by pressing it against the cold door from AnimalsBeingDerps

There ya go. Now get out there and start living your best life.

What other tips and tricks would you add?

Let us know in the comments.