It’s tough to get through life, right?
Just kinda, all of it? Like it’s a big mess all the time and nobody left an instruction booklet?
Lucky for you, you live in internet times, and this information superhighway is full to the brim with tips and tricks to help you cut corners in all the best ways.
For instance, this crap.
15. Everything but the kitchen sink
Let the waters flow together, let two become one.
14. Pet protection
No doggo. Am shep. Very bah. Much wool.
13. Roll along now
They see me strollin’ / they hatin’
12. Do not disturb
Everybody starts paying attention when money gets involved.
11. The immune system
This is why it’s important to recognize the limitations of metaphorical terminology.
10. Made in the shade
This is why on outdoor film sets you’ll see little tent thingys draped over monitors.
9. Just passing through
“I don’t care if there’s a flood, we still have to go to school.”
8. Bucket all
Looks like a night to never remember.
7. Living in luxury
This kid is gonna grow up to create a scam app, I just know it.
6. Oh, stuff it
Lottery tickets are the worst possible gift.
Either you lose (almost certain) in which case you’ve gifted nothing,
or you win (extremely unlikely) in which case you’ve just created a family rift.
5. Twix tricks
Yeah, I’ve been that tired before.
4. Feel the power
I didn’t need to know this.
3. Start it up
Sometimes ya just gotta think quick.
2. Spacing out
Hey thanks for the tip!
1. Cool butt
I aspire to be as genuine as this dog.
There ya go. Now get out there and start living your best life.
What other tips and tricks would you add?
Let us know in the comments.