Sometimes it’s weird to try to tell people you’re anxious, because the follow-up question, inevitably, and sensibly, is “about what?”
To which we have no response. About what? Everything. Nothing. Anxiety is just the state in which I exist. I’m not anxious as in it’s a passing emotional state, I’m anxious as in that’s my identity.
It’s my middle name, or something.
Good thing I have memes. Memes understand me.
15. The fake laugh
Resorting to “that’s crazy…” until they finally stop.
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14. The big three
Talk about a triple threat.
Also this photo is AGGRESSIVELY 90’s.
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13. The big decision
Welcome to the internet, take a look around…
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12. From 0 to 60
Sorry, clearly I have no middle ground, I’ll just go home now.
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11. Bye bye
Sorry, I just need to leave for forever.
Find a new plane of existence.
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10. The leftovers
Could you all get out of my house please?
I need to take my pants off.
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9. Take a break
You deserve it.
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8. No thanks
It’s the most perfect collective noun since a murder of crows.
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7. The big four
Mix ’em together in different proportions and you’re painting with all the colors of the rainbow.
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6. Feelings
Our brains are simulation machines run amok.
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5. Ring ring
The absolute audacity of the phone I pay monthly for actually delivering me a call.
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4. Yo, dog
Maybe I need to get you your own emotional support gerbil or something.
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3. The pillars
Without them, I am nothing.
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2. Big fails
Don’t watch, I can’t go while you’re watching.
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1. The battery
It drains faster than you’d think.
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Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go be anxious about stuff.
What was it for you today?
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