According to the American Psychiatric Association:

Attention-deficit/hyperactivity disorder (ADHD) is one of the most common mental disorders affecting children. ADHD also affects many adults. Symptoms of ADHD include inattention (not being able to keep focus), hyperactivity (excess movement that is not fitting to the setting) and impulsivity (hasty acts that occur in the moment without thought).

According to friends of mine that have it:

It’s when your brain is all mean and won’t let you do stuff.

But at least we’ve got memes about it.

15. Time management

It’s a little like waiting for the cable guy to come by.
(Is that still a reference anyone understands? Are my jokes too old now?)

14. The endless cycle

So, we meet again.

13. That’s a bingo!

I’m sorry, what?

12. Go for it

There are two wolves inside you.
One got distracted and wandered off.

11. Call me in the morning

Gotta get you one of them pill planner thingies.

10. Nope

Another job well done for me.

9. Decisions, decisions

But what if instead – not that?

8. Your goose is cooked

Well I guess I’ll just starve then, thanks a lot me.

7. The Wall

Don’t make the mistake of lying down, you’ll never get up again.

6. The opposite ends

I think that’s bipolar, but whatever, we’re all a mess.

5. The side stepping

This is less an epic and more an anthology series.

4. Get into it

Sock it to me!

3. Wave hello

And then immediately wave goodbye.

2. Executive privilege

No thank you please.

1. Party time!


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