The entire internet is basically just an insanely complicated network of wires and servers allowing people to ping responses back and forth to each other at the speed of light.
And every once in a while, you can fish out a few of those responses and hang them on the wall like trophies because they’re amazing.
15. Swing and a miss
What a weird way to try to hit things off.
14. Shout it out loud
This is technically correct, the best kind of correct.
13. Don’t be a sheep
I’m sure a virus will find you very intimidating and just stay away.
12. Planting evidence
This is, famously, kind of a big deal for God.
11. Boy oh boy
What’s in a name anyway?
10. Wearing me out
It’s a bold move advertising to everyone around you that you don’t take plagues seriously.
9. Meat cute
The restaurant is literally named after the dish they sell, Karen.
8. The who and the Y
Believe it or not, genetics are slightly more complicated than that grid you looked at once in high school.
7. Absolutely sunk
Gotta hand it to this one.
This is why I laugh every time someone talks about America being “respected again.”
5. Ah yes, the two genders
I’ll bet you all the money I have that the next response included the word “trigger.”
4. Turn, turn, turn
Just think of all the savings!
3. Go for the gold
More than I’ve ever done, that’s for sure.
2. Spot the faker
It’s not generally hard.
1. Virtue signalling
Look man, I don’t know why this is news either, but let’s just be happy for each other.
Fire through and through.
What’s the best response you’ve heard to something recently?
Tell us in the comments.