I’ve had a few interesting first dates in my life but definitely none as wild as the ones that we’re about to read about here.
These make my first dates – and in fact all of my dating life taken as a whole – feel pretty tame and like perhaps I need to get out there and get a little more wild. Or maybe I don’t want to, because some of these sound pretty yikes.
Here are fifteen real first date stories submitted anonymously.
15. That’s permanent
What was the ink though?
![](https://humansoftumblr.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/Dates-1.jpg)
Source: Whisper
14. Throw it up
Was this an illness situation or a “bottle flu” type situation?
![](https://humansoftumblr.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/Dates-2.jpg)
Source: Whisper
13. Get right to it
Sounds like maybe you were both a little thirsty, huh?
![](https://humansoftumblr.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/Dates-3.jpg)
Source: Whisper
12. A little drive
Well, that’s one way to do it.
![](https://humansoftumblr.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/Dates-4.jpg)
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11. The boob tube
I’m truly sorry about that title, I just couldn’t resist because I’m a child.
![](https://humansoftumblr.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/Dates-5.jpg)
Source: Whisper
10. Keep Portland weird
Is this like, not illegal? Does Portland even HAVE laws?
![](https://humansoftumblr.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/Dates-6.jpg)
Source: Whisper
9. Too far too fast
What are you, from medieval times or something?
![](https://humansoftumblr.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/Dates-7.jpg)
Source: Whisper
8. Heading back
You just keep comin’ round here again.
![](https://humansoftumblr.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/Dates-8.jpg)
Source: Whisper
7. Jump right in
Those memories will last you a lifetime.
![](https://humansoftumblr.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/Dates-9.jpg)
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6. The skinny
And how did it go? We must know more.
![](https://humansoftumblr.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/Dates-10.jpg)
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5. When ya know…
…ya know.
![](https://humansoftumblr.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/Dates-11.jpg)
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4. Double up
That seems like the least you could do for that poor guy.
![](https://humansoftumblr.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/Dates-12.jpg)
Source: Whisper
3. What a trip
I literally cannot imagine being comfortable doing something like this.
![](https://humansoftumblr.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/Dates-13.jpg)
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2. Barf
There’s no recovering from that.
![](https://humansoftumblr.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/Dates-14.jpg)
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1. Best AND worst?
There’s so much more to this story.
![](https://humansoftumblr.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/Dates-15.jpg)
Source: Whisper
Absolutely wild. I feel like I need a nap.
What’s your craziest first date story?
Tell us in the comments.