Time to put on some jammies and have a pillow fight.
Tonight we’re talking about our crushes, and it’s gonna be a no judgement zone.
What say you, Reddit? Who you got the off hots for?
1. Alan Rickman as Snape
I had a crush on Snape (and specifically Alan Rickman as Snape) since I was in my young teens.
His voice and imposing presence….
2. Syndrome (The Incredibles)
okay do not ask but i used to have a weird attraction to syndrome from incredibles when i was younger
i never voiced it out loud and it was mostly because of his personality (like that makes it any better lmao)
to this day i still hate myself for it.
3. Greg House (House, M.D.)
I’m 100% here for this.
Even worse, I know a man who resembles him irl, and I’ve got a dreadful thing for him as well.
Can’t decide if it’s the cheekbones, or manic demeanor. Or lethal combo of both.
4. Confident villains
I hate it when I get crushes on villains, but the confidence and dominance of some of them is ridiculous.
A few that pop into my head are Ares from Xena/Hercules and Jerry Dandritch from the 80s Fright Night.
5. The neighborhood grocer
There’s a green grocer in my neighborhood. A woman in her late fifties runs it with her husband.
She has an elegance that is difficult to put into words. Beyond her elegance is a tranquility that permeates the space around her.
I know she’s caught me stealing glances as I pick apples and oranges from the produce carts. It doesn’t seem to bother her.
We lock gazes every so often. Every time I go I feel nervous and expectant.
If she wasn’t married, I think I’d try to get to really know her.
6. Susan Sarandon
I’m under 40 and she’s almost 75 but yeah, there’s just an attraction on my part that I can’t quite explain.
7. Annie Lennox from “Eurythmics”
I think and will forever continue to think she is an absolute babe even if people think she looks too masculine. I remember seeing the music video for “Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)” when I was younger and got introduced to how stunningly gorgeous and powerful a woman with short orange hair in a suit is.
She’s also done tons of stuff involving humanitarian efforts, philanthropy, political activism, and is an overall genuine and kind individual.
8. Kristen Schall
Kristen Schall, from Flight of the Concorde and Last Man on Earth (among other things).
She has such a confidently nerdy vibe about her.
9. The Gynocologist
My new gyno. She’s probably 10-20 yrs older than me, stunning, and has the curl definition & color of my dreams.
We discussed hair care methods & products during my appointment. Unfortunately her color is natural silver & I’ve yet to achieve it unnaturally.
She’s also just a really lovely person who puts you at ease immediately, which is an underrated quality in her profession.
10. Adam Driver
My colleagues think I’m f**king mad because I adore him as Kylo Ren. Absolutely love videos of him training for Star Wars, he puts his heart and soul into everything he does. And he’s awkward and goofy in interviews but also tall and dark haired and sexy and yeah.
I thought I was the only one until I watched his YouTube videos and a lot of the comments were the same (the thirst order ha!). Also he’s amazing in Girls, I rewatch it for him
11. Roy Scheider
I always thought the late Roy Scheider was sexy and rough handsome, peak in Jaws 1 I crushed on him when i was in my twenties and throughout his amazing career.
12. Lucius Malfoy
Jason Isaacs is hot, doubly so when he’s eeeeevil.
This translated into my also finding the book character hot, so that was a weird time.
13. Powerful women
Women in power and high positions.
Ceo women, matriarchs, captains, any powerful leading women, you get it, even in politics i might add but with certain reservations.
But I’m a nobody. Lol
14. Steve Buscemi
The only super serious argument my husband and I ever got into was when I told him I would much, much, MUCH rather sleep with Steve Buscemi than Mark Wahlberg.
He didn’t believe me.
Steve Buscemi is a MENSCH and a huge fan of my favorite band. And he wouldn’t be selfish like Marky Mark, if you know what I mean.
15. The list goes on
John Goodman, French Stewart, Dan Aykroyd, Bronson Pinchot, Michael Keaton, martin short, Rick moranis, Danny Kaye, Seth rogen, David Krumholtz…sensing a theme? Lol
You should tell them how you feel. I’m sure they’d love to hear from you.
What would YOUR answer be?
Tell us in the comments.