Have you gone around the globe yet to see the seven wonders of the ancient world or whatever? Probably not because that’s crazy expensive and I’m pretty sure a lot of them are gone.
Seems like a pretty teasing system to have all these wonders talked up to us so much when they’re so inaccessible, yanno? That’s why I propose a new system. Let’s just find some interesting internet pictures and call THEM wonders of the world, that way they can be shared far and wide and accessed easily by all.
We’ll start with these from Reddit. They seem pretty weird.
15. The Mantis Nest
Well that’s a semi-adorable little piece of nope right there.
Had a Praying Mantis nest hatch by my front door! from mildlyinteresting
14. The Poo Horror
They walk among us – do not be fooled.
This bird poo looks like some limbless horror figure from mildlyinteresting
13. The Easy Rider
This immediately feels like it would not work.
Found my old cell phone with optional clip on chatboard for ‘easy’ texting from mildlyinteresting
12. The Snake of Goodwill
It’s like a reverse Garden of Eden situation.
Saw a live snake in the local Goodwill store from mildlyinteresting
11. The Golden Edge
I didn’t even know such a thing was real…the stuff of legends.
Found an edgepiece in my bag of Goldfish from mildlyinteresting
10. The Cat of No
In spirit, this is what all cats are telling us.
My aunts cat has the word no circled in his fur pattern. from mildlyinteresting
9. The Button Woman
She doesn’t look too happy about getting her picture taken.
There’s an old woman’s face in my belly button from mildlyinteresting
8. The Dobby Grave
I can’t tell if this is creepy or cute.
Dobby’s fan-made grave in the precise location of the film! from mildlyinteresting
7. Cicada Cicada
It’s life imitating art imitating life.
6. The Straight Banana
I’m not saying anything, because it would just get erased by my editor.
This unusually straight banana from mildlyinteresting
5. The Sedan Gang
What are they here for? What doom do they portend?
The white sedan gang at my apartment parking garage from mildlyinteresting
4. Bleeding Hearts
Make that an emo album cover and watch the money roll in.
The blood from my cut made a heart shape on my band aid from mildlyinteresting
3. The Hotlines
How much do you think each one paid for that?
The phone in my hotel room has, both, Pizza Hut and Domino’s on speed dial. from mildlyinteresting
2. Meals to Go
Like, REALLY go.
My local supermarket is selling airplane food because nobody is flying from mildlyinteresting
1. Smol Frog
If there were a plague of these, it might not be so bad.
This morning I found by far the smallest frog I have ever seen in my entire life (my average-sized fingernail for scale) from mildlyinteresting
What a whirlwind of a tour!
What would you nominate to be a new wonder of the world?
Tell us in the comments.