Are you looking for love? Most of us are. Have you found it yet? If so let me know cause I’m on the hunt as well and I’m pretty sure the only place I haven’t checked lately is under the couch.
In any case, there seem to be those who know how to find love just right, and that’s by crafting the perfect dating profile in a matching app.
It’s tough to capture that lightning in a bottle, but when you do, it’s likely that you’ll not only be inundated with messages, but that you’ll end up screenshotted and posted to Reddit, like these gems.
15. Get out of my swamp
Like an onion, this profile has layers.
14. Dog days
He has sunglasses, I love him.
13. Amen, aman
But seriously though this is a dating app.
12. Don’t trash it
The perfect blend of messages to send.
11. The beneficiary
Hey it’s tough out there, we’ve got really bad public policies.
10. Surprise!
What a wild ride this profile is.
9. Spell it out
You’re gonna love all my bits.
8. Take a tip from me
The final hour approacheth.
7. Despite all my rage…
I have still got my gran in a cage.
6. Sick burn
Honestly though, stay away.
5. Hope and grace
There’s SO much going on here but the thing I can’t stop staring at is that this girl’s job is listed as TikToker.
That’s a common thing now, huh? I am old af.
4. Low key
No pressure, just make a decision right this second.
3. It’s in the stars
Babe it’s not my fault, you know I’m a vibra.
2. For your health
She makes a great point.
1. What a deal!
What’s it gonna take to seal this deal today?
Best of luck matchmaking, you hopeless romantics!
What’s your best or worst experience with a dating app?
Tell us in the comments.