In a lot of ways, the internet has made the world a significantly smaller place.
There are the physical ways in which this is true. I can do a full-on video conference with someone an entire ocean away thanks to signals zipping through fiberoptic cables at literal light speed, for instance. But there are also psychological ways in which this is true.
Because when you scroll through the internet, looking at the casual thoughts of strangers, you quickly see how similar they are to your own – even the small stuff. Maybe especially the small stuff.
The stuff that’s just oddly beyond relatable. Like this.
15. Would you look at the time
No seriously, would you?
Does anyone else ever pull their phone out to check the time but then have to do it again cuz they forgot to actually look at the clock or am I just stupid
— Sarah (@sarahmaloneyxx) February 13, 2019
14. Shower power
How dare anyone else in this home have thoughts or needs.
me: i should get in the shower
*2 hours later someone else starts the shower*
me: oh my god fuck you i was JUST about to get in there
— daddy chill☻ (@MarinCPhoto) September 25, 2014
13. Trust but verify
I don’t need everyone to trust them, I just need us all to finally learn how to USE THEM.
My trust issues so bad i don’t even trust these: pic.twitter.com/zshC7mA7yv
— Kay (@Jurgenkay) August 29, 2020
12. Click clack
We must test the pinch.
If you don’t click these bad boys a couple times before you use them, I can’t trust you!! pic.twitter.com/9Qv1IAR6pW
— ????????? (@LilBreauxSkee) April 25, 2020
11. Request processing
Gotta give that ol’ grey matter a moment to catch up.
Sometimes i say “huh?” then answer the question before the person even repeats themselves. Im not deaf, my brain just be laggin like a 2005 Dell desktop x
— Sarah (@sarahmaloneyxx) September 3, 2019
10. A no win situation
What exactly do you think you’re doing?
Me: [finally gets eight hours of sleep]
My neck: yeah but u did it wrong lol
— Devin ?? (@papasuncle) September 13, 2020
9. Three minutes in heaven
I try to do this but spend all that time worrying about how little time I have instead.
If I wake up at 8:27 and my alarm was set on 8:30 you can bet 100% imma close my eyes and go back to sleep for those 3 minutes
— ABIGAIL (@abigailodm) March 11, 2020
8. It’s a bop
“Then I saw her face / now I’mma beleaguered…”
When you Google the lyrics of a song and realise you've been singing nonsense for the past 6 months.
But then, your trash version is more lit than the original. pic.twitter.com/YCXeAmbv5O
— Mene (@socialcrib) December 29, 2019
7. The price you pay
And I’d have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for that meddling me.
Have you ever been too nice and ended up in a situation that could’ve been avoided if only you had just been an asshole?
— AJ (@scariannne) December 10, 2015
6. Hide it
As though your name isn’t on it.
Who else did this when submitting class work in school?? pic.twitter.com/NcxncADzOr
— TANIMOLA (@Mikegrinjr1) March 3, 2020
5. Boxed in
Then it comes time to move and there’s not a single box in your entire house.
One thing no one ever talks about being an adult is how much time you debate yourself on keeping a cardboard box because it's, like, a really good box.
— Madame Anthro ✨? (@madameanthro) January 10, 2020
4. Brush it off
Yes and we all definitely go to the dentist regularly and never put it off…right?
Is it a universal thing to brush your teeth an hour before the dentist to try and hide the prior 6 months of neglect?
— Elliott Stewart (@E_StewartLittle) September 18, 2020
3. Good vibes only
You’d better be enjoying yourselves or I will turn this car around.
me checking if everyone else is vibing with the song I put on pic.twitter.com/BagHc6bowQ
— Darshan (@nalla_memer69) June 9, 2020
2. Realistic email
I was feeling slightly anxious at the time and decided to neglect all of reality as a result.
“Apologies for my delayed response. I thought about emailing you back every day for the past two weeks but I just didn’t.”
— Carlos Ruiz (@carlosIruizM) March 29, 2021
1. Highway hypnosis
When you’ve done something so much you don’t even need your brain.
Do u ever drive like a solid 5 min while thinking about something incredibly random and stupid then ur like were any of those lights I passed green how did I get here WTF ??
— RyleeRose ? (@RyleeVonhof) October 13, 2018
It’s a small world after all.
Which one do you feel the hardest?
Tell us in the comments.