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15 Tweets to Help Us All Heal

Source: @twulpz on Twitter

Do you need a little healing? From just, yanno, whatever? All the stuff? A bit of the everything? Well, no worries. Because Twitter is here.

Now mind you, Twitter isn’t actually going to help. But it IS going to distract you for long enough that you forget what it was you needed help with to begin with. And that’s kind of the same thing. Anyway, it’s free, so, what is there to complain about?

15. Grape soda

Please tell him I love him and he is well worth the sugar and calories.

https://twitter.com/coraraejepsen/status/1380882091076902912

14. Drop ’em

It’s really the key to success.

13. No longer toxic

Good for you girl, go get ’em.

12. Such a vibe

She looks like she knew she’d be in a tweet way before tweets were anything.

https://twitter.com/KekePalmer/status/1379997077904629761

11. Be specific

I really need to know exactly where this thing is.

https://twitter.com/gl0hen/status/1380623741324038152

10. Not ok

It’s important to listen to all of the advice from our healthcare professionals.

https://twitter.com/uncle_poppers/status/1379877874367410180

9. You gotta be kidding

I mean, to be fair, it’s a SNAKE.

8. No

No.

7. Talk to the group

Now let’s just go around the circle and scream for a while.

https://twitter.com/twulpz/status/1379473973197611008

6. Shine on

Come and play with us…for two seconds and then we will bite you.

5. Microdosing

“Hey!”
“What’s that supposed to mean?”

4. Light of my life

How else are you gonna sleep?

3. What a bop

“I wanna hug the ones I envy, I envy….”

2. Churn, churn, churn

It must have been horribly boring.

1. Make it work

I’m what you call a real fixer upper.

There now, don’t we all feel better?

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