Does your day need spicing up a bit?
No worries, the internet has what you need. And what you need is people being funny on Twitter.
Here are 15 new ideas to explore thanks to some innovative tweets.
15. Normal PSAs
It’s the “come on, don’t be weird, dude” of the film industry.
i like how before you see a movie they have to show a little PSA begging everyone to act normal
— amelia elizalde (@ameliaelizalde) August 30, 2021
14. Secret pasts
Involve yourself in stuff that you don’t want to be in!
In a group chat for an upcoming bachelorette & this girl I don’t know goes “Erica, you follow (insert name)?
How do you know him?” I was like “omg I slept w him years ago lol”. Turns out it’s her husband & he told her that he’s only ever slept w her 😩about to be a longgg weekend— Erica (@eerrriiicaa) September 1, 2021
13. Tropical depressions
They’re just like us!
https://twitter.com/kashanacauley/status/1432808140106436610
12. Self-pitching
If you don’t buy it, how is anybody else going to?
https://twitter.com/ginnyhogan_/status/1231320598191595520
11. Saving money
Hey, technically I did it.
It’s just not gonna make any difference lol.
My goal was to have $10,000 saved by the end of 2021. I'm already at $8.32
— 👑P R I N C E 👑 (@MiddlechildPapi) August 31, 2021
10. Sturdier tote bags
We must find a way to right this injustice and indignity.
having your tote bag fall off your shoulder when you bend down is actually degrading
— ♡ (@tinazhxng) August 31, 2021
9. Moving on with your life
I don’t really know anybody who wore college clothes past college.
It all just ends up in a closet somewhere.
https://twitter.com/ashleyn1cole/status/1432167163121463301
8. Unplugging Texas
Nothing else seems to be working.
Had anybody tried unplugging Texas and plugging it back in
— Amanda Duberman (@AmandaDuberman) September 2, 2021
7. Public typing
Spell check will reveal your shame soon enough.
https://twitter.com/libbydoyne/status/1432796626767151109
6. Soft launch boyfriend reveals
That’s just really good marketing.
i’m obsessed with soft launch boyfriend reveal culture. is that a man’e sleeve in ur mirror selfie?? who’s drinking that second beer in your photo dump?? keep the people guessing!!!
— morgan sung from rat.house (@morgan_sung) August 29, 2021
5. Never stop thinking about stuff
Technically I live in the present, I just do so before that present shows up.
when fleetwood mac said “don’t stop thinkin’ about tomorrow” i felt that because i have anxiety
— seynique (@seynique) August 31, 2021
4. Jewish bagpipe music
Ah yes, the song of my people.
my uber driver saw my magen david and was like "are you jewish" so I said yes and he went "then I bet you'll like this" and he started playing bagpipe music
— יהודית | jess (@alligaytorr) September 2, 2021
3. Edit surveillance
How dare you mess with perfection in this way.
me watching you edit my google doc pic.twitter.com/e1eEWvo9EH
— maria newman (@miminew__) August 30, 2021
2. Cheat-thinking
If he was thinking we wouldn’t have found ourselves in this situation.
“maybe next time he’ll think before he cheats” carrie baby girl no he will not
— hunter harris (@hunteryharris) September 1, 2021
1. Perfectionism
But only applied to oneself and literally nothing and no one else in the universe.
me: It’s okay to make mistakes
my brain: NOT YOU THOUGH
— ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl) August 29, 2021
Well, those are some fun ideas to try. Give ’em a whirl!
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