They say that if you laugh, the whole world laughs with you. This is a lie, of course, usually when I’m laughing I can’t even get my best friends to agree that the dumb thing I’m cackling at is funny, but whatever, I’m having fun and that’s all that matters.
If you’d like to laugh today, regardless of how much the world might want to get involved, look no further than this collection of wonderful tweets, which will tickle your funny bones and maybe even the rest of your skeleton too.
As nobody’s ever said ever, let’s get to the chuckle station.
15. Holy ghost
Man I did NOT read the fine print before getting myself into this.
day 1 of being married apparently i can’t just ghost him if he gets me mad.. i have to communicate my feelings? wtf
— kaii (@unoreverse_11) June 27, 2021
14. It’s a sign
Took me a secont to realize exactly how this was done.
finally got a pic of this pic.twitter.com/BzdlBZRnVf
— beeblejuice (@IivingdeadgirIs) June 24, 2021
Get it? Because old movies and stuff. And also because fish.
The spongebob writers really had to make this joke ? pic.twitter.com/vSmBzWoKP0
— Scientific Sandy (@ScientificSand) June 26, 2021
12. High quality stuff
True story – back when I was a barista I didn’t even drink coffee.
I was useless.
when someone asks the barista “what’s your favorite thing on the menu ?” it’s like… keep it moving anthony bourdain this is a petes coffee
— raina (@quakerraina) June 27, 2021
11. Death to all of them
You can see the look on her face like “Oh man. My brain’s about to get me sued.”
WENDY SAID THAT ON NATIONAL TELEVISION. MY GOD pic.twitter.com/TgBRtgPYjR
— fan account (@beysupdates) June 24, 2021
10. Get on it
Every time I think I’m done seeing this guy, I’m wrong.
nevertheless he persisted pic.twitter.com/Wwbskq1q1c
— alessandra (@bIiccy) June 25, 2021
9. The Twilight years
If you’ve lived that long and you still find yourself romantically compatible with a high schooler – yikes.
if i were a 400 year old immortal vampire, i would simply not enrol in a local high school
— elle in lockdown part 5 (@ellewasamistake) June 26, 2021
8. The career girl
I’m not a clerk – I’m a sandwich artist.
— whisper app (@whispers_finest) June 24, 2021
7. The fun pose
Will you never rest
Fighting the battle of “Who Could Care Less”
Me when I’m having a good time. pic.twitter.com/CiLn2LEsh8
— K (@__kdash_) June 22, 2021
6. Defining an era
That hair tho.
the way she had like five minutes of screen time and defined an era pic.twitter.com/7XaZzx4iCd
— toe-knee (@toekneepraysick) June 21, 2021
This is like living in an actual nightmare.
I used to be mentally ill until I installed this wall in my home. pic.twitter.com/hZxKQRuJ07
— Allison (G)Reese (@reese_shapiro) June 27, 2021
4. See through your lies
False advertising, bruh.
— letterboxd reviews with threatening auras (@letterboxdauras) June 26, 2021
3. To the Max
Oh cool, it’s this crap again.
— charred skeever hide (@borrachacansada) June 27, 2021
2. Shy away
Introverts really do be gettin’ away with everything.
— Out of Context Somali (@NoContextSomali) June 25, 2021
1. Wait, what?
I’m going to need you to unsay this.
— nick (@poopiest) June 26, 2021
Hear that? It’s the world laughing along, at long last.
Who are your favorite funny people to follow on Twitter?
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