As someone who has personally never cheated, I have to say that I really don’t get it. I know some people say that sometimes s^x is just s^x and they still love the person they’re committed to so they don’t want to leave, but in most cases, wouldn’t it be better for everyone if you just stayed single?
Maybe I just don’t get it, but listen. These 16 people’s weak excuses (no matter how funny) aren’t going to convince me I’m wrong.
16. He was only thinking of her.
he cheated because he thought i needed the trauma for my character development… this is not a joke he was a poet/writer
— emaye (@cinkotabak) December 5, 2019
15. I mean fair is fair.
The other girl bought him a Jimmy Johns sandwich so he had to pay her back somehow 🤷🏼♀️
— kat (@Kat_Dombroski) December 4, 2019
14. She’s obviously some kind of psycho too, then.
"you don't like that i walk around barefoot outside in the streets, she doesn't mind" pic.twitter.com/38HaZjTnYd
— Block Nikita Dragun (whatever her names is) (@VivanteFemme) December 6, 2019
13. Didn’t want to wake you up for…?
Because I came home in a bad mood
Because I was a state away
Because he was drunk
But my personal favorite was “I didn’t want to wake you up” 😐
— Aidan Marion (@MarionAidan) December 4, 2019
12. What, should she write a thank you note?
When I confronted him about sleeping with my co-worker, his reply was “but she taught me so much!” 🙄
— Andrea Marie (@DaniPayson) December 6, 2019
11. That doesn’t sound like the God I know.
I had an ex literally tell me God was telling him to cheat and that it was his destiny to do it. 😂
— devil’s night queen (@chrismayf) December 4, 2019
10. It was a break, maybe.
he said he forgot we were dating
— jupiter dream (@JupiterDreamCo) December 5, 2019
9. Oh, grow up.
“I didn’t know how to tell you I wanna breakup with you” well… was that so hard??🥴
— Ash🌵 (@itscuntiss_) December 4, 2019
8. Dodged a bullet there.
I was too busy with the wedding planning that I wasn’t giving him enough of my time bahah
— Aimée (@aimeeewayss) December 5, 2019
7. Good luck finding a girl who wants to do that on the regular.
Because I didn’t want to go bowling. Yes, bowling. 🎳.
— Kylee✨ (@GallegosKylee) December 4, 2019
6. Hahaha wait until he finds out we’re all like that after a few months.
i didn’t shave my legs everyday
— kirstin 💥 (@kirstinschneid) December 4, 2019
5. He was confused!
girl had the same name AND birthday as me, said she reminded him of me… no shit, honey
— kaitlyn (@kaitlynoz_) December 4, 2019
4. No one is buying what you’re selling.
She “forced him to take her number” and he “only went to the movies with her to tell her he had a gf”
— Ali Watson (@aliruefit) December 4, 2019
3. I want to believe she’s making this up.
he said my head was "too small" in comparison to his and he was worried that he'd always have to stand behind me in pictures???
— celine (@fl0werchildren) December 4, 2019
2. Sounds like he was super into the relationship.
My ex told me he had to because it was cold out and I was 45 minutes away
— cameron pellegrino (@camrosep4) December 4, 2019
1. From whom?
“It was a birthday present so it doesn’t count”
— Ry Ⓥ 🁠 (@ryan_holzerr) December 4, 2019
Well, are you convinced that they had a good reasons here? No?
Have you ever been cheated on? What lame excuse did they give you? Tell us about it in the comments!