As someone who has personally never cheated, I have to say that I really don’t get it. I know some people say that sometimes s^x is just s^x and they still love the person they’re committed to so they don’t want to leave, but in most cases, wouldn’t it be better for everyone if you just stayed single?
Maybe I just don’t get it, but listen. These 16 people’s weak excuses (no matter how funny) aren’t going to convince me I’m wrong.
16. He was only thinking of her.
https://twitter.com/B1TCHj/status/1202385023573340160?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fehisosifo1%2Ffunny-reasons-people-gave-for-cheating-twitter
15. I mean fair is fair.
The other girl bought him a Jimmy Johns sandwich so he had to pay her back somehow đ¤ˇđźââď¸
— kat (@Kat_Dombroski) December 4, 2019
14. She’s obviously some kind of psycho too, then.
https://twitter.com/VivanteFemme/status/1202747942249086976?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fehisosifo1%2Ffunny-reasons-people-gave-for-cheating-twitter
13. Didn’t want to wake you up for…?
Because I came home in a bad mood
Because I was a state away
Because he was drunk
But my personal favorite was âI didnât want to wake you upâ đ— Aidan Beebe (@MarionAidan) December 4, 2019
12. What, should she write a thank you note?
https://twitter.com/DaniPayson/status/1202776904941613057?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fehisosifo1%2Ffunny-reasons-people-gave-for-cheating-twitter
11. That doesn’t sound like the God I know.
I had an ex literally tell me God was telling him to cheat and that it was his destiny to do it. đ
— clem (@cranpomegranate) December 4, 2019
10. It was a break, maybe.
https://twitter.com/JupiterDreamCo/status/1202500482738069504?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fehisosifo1%2Ffunny-reasons-people-gave-for-cheating-twitter
9. Oh, grow up.
âI didnât know how to tell you I wanna breakup with youâ well… was that so hard??đĽ´
— Ashđľ (@itscuntiss_) December 4, 2019
8. Dodged a bullet there.
I was too busy with the wedding planning that I wasnât giving him enough of my time bahah
â AimĂŠe (@aimeeewayss) December 5, 2019
7. Good luck finding a girl who wants to do that on the regular.
Because I didnât want to go bowling. Yes, bowling. đł.
— Kylee⨠(@GallegosKylee) December 4, 2019
6. Hahaha wait until he finds out we’re all like that after a few months.
i didnât shave my legs everyday
— kirstin đ¤ (@kirstinschneid) December 4, 2019
5. He was confused!
https://twitter.com/kaitlynosborn_/status/1202257626886819842
4. No one is buying what you’re selling.
She âforced him to take her numberâ and he âonly went to the movies with her to tell her he had a gfâ
— Ali Watson (@aliruefit) December 4, 2019
3. I want to believe she’s making this up.
he said my head was "too small" in comparison to his and he was worried that he'd always have to stand behind me in pictures???
— celine (@fl0werchildren) December 4, 2019
2. Sounds like he was super into the relationship.
My ex told me he had to because it was cold out and I was 45 minutes away
— cameron pellegrino (@camrosep4) December 4, 2019
1. From whom?
âIt was a birthday present so it doesnât countâ
— Ry ⨠(@ryan_holzerr) December 4, 2019
Well, are you convinced that they had a good reasons here? No?
Have you ever been cheated on? What lame excuse did they give you? Tell us about it in the comments!