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16 People Confess Their Mostly-Terrible Reasons For Cheating

As someone who has personally never cheated, I have to say that I really don’t get it. I know some people say that sometimes s^x is just s^x and they still love the person they’re committed to so they don’t want to leave, but in most cases, wouldn’t it be better for everyone if you just stayed single?

Maybe I just don’t get it, but listen. These 16 people’s weak excuses (no matter how funny) aren’t going to convince me I’m wrong.

16. He was only thinking of her.

https://twitter.com/B1TCHj/status/1202385023573340160?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fehisosifo1%2Ffunny-reasons-people-gave-for-cheating-twitter

15. I mean fair is fair.

14. She’s obviously some kind of psycho too, then.

https://twitter.com/VivanteFemme/status/1202747942249086976?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fehisosifo1%2Ffunny-reasons-people-gave-for-cheating-twitter

13. Didn’t want to wake you up for…?

12. What, should she write a thank you note?

https://twitter.com/DaniPayson/status/1202776904941613057?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fehisosifo1%2Ffunny-reasons-people-gave-for-cheating-twitter

11. That doesn’t sound like the God I know.

10. It was a break, maybe.

https://twitter.com/JupiterDreamCo/status/1202500482738069504?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fehisosifo1%2Ffunny-reasons-people-gave-for-cheating-twitter

9. Oh, grow up.

8. Dodged a bullet there.

7. Good luck finding a girl who wants to do that on the regular.

6. Hahaha wait until he finds out we’re all like that after a few months.

5. He was confused!

https://twitter.com/kaitlynosborn_/status/1202257626886819842

4. No one is buying what you’re selling.

3. I want to believe she’s making this up.

2. Sounds like he was super into the relationship.

1. From whom?

 

Well, are you convinced that they had a good reasons here? No?

Have you ever been cheated on? What lame excuse did they give you? Tell us about it in the comments!

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