No, I’m not being sarcastic – there are plenty of posts around the internet that poke fun at kids for being silly and goofy and you know, still learning how to navigate life. Babies.
In this post, you’ll find only kids who are truly amazing and ahead of their time, and whose futures I would really like to be able to check in on a few years – let’s celebrate them together!
26. Don’t try to pull the wool over that one’s eyes.
This kid isn’t letting anyone push her around.
Me: Guess what time it is?
6-year-old: I don't have to guess. I can read the clock.
Me: It's time to clean your room.
6: No, it's 2:45.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 23, 2016
25. This attitude will take her far in life.
Anyone can do four things, right?
My 3yo said she wanted to be an astronaut, and I said she had to study hard, go to college, learn a lot of science, and take a physical fitness test, and she shrugged and said, "That's just 4 things." So she's basically a nonchalant motivational speaker.
— Jen Dziura (@jendziura) February 15, 2018
24. Dream life, honestly.
Here’s hoping she makes it come true.
Fake phone call I overheard my 6-yr-old niece having: "No, I'm not a kid. I work at a museum and I would like a latte."
— Anna Hezel (@HezelAnna) June 23, 2017
23. This is kind of depressing.
But it is important to have realistic expectations for the future.
https://twitter.com/bentev28/status/1124898816765751297?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1124898816765751297&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwokesloth.com%2Ffunny-kid-adult-tweets%2Femily%2F
22. He’s probably not going to be a motivational speaker.
But he might write greeting cards.
My 11-year old's birthday card to me. #blessed pic.twitter.com/URbZEQmmQa
— Brian Sack (@brian_sack) October 5, 2015
21. He loves what he loves, no apologies.
More of us could learn from him, right?
20. She’s an inspiration to grown women everywhere.
If there’s room in your bag, back cheese puffs.
LMAO MY BABY SISTERS BAG pic.twitter.com/5i9qA8E3gq
— ape (@PurpIeApe) January 29, 2016
19. Bahaha if only.
We would all be living the dream.
my 8 yr old neighbor saw my new keychain and said “is that your boyfriend?????” pic.twitter.com/h3BCeV7ZgW
— ransom tookers (@bladewuulf) June 19, 2018
18. This seems like a pretty fair foundation.
You’ve gotta have the important stuff in common.
*Overheard conversation between 2nd grade boys*
“Do you think you’ll ever fall in love?”
“I don’t know. I think if she likes pancakes, then probably.”— hallie (@hallierb) March 9, 2018
17. That’s how I look at potatoes, too!
I’m going to video my husband looking at me just to be sure.
https://twitter.com/_sarahcoates/status/809620456483524608
16. It’s hard to be mad at such brilliance.
How could you ever keep a straight face?
LMFAOOOOOOOOO I just walked in on my son eating wings in the bathtub 😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/jG6qHFizWS
— mum👧🏽👨🏿🦱 (@TheMilfGod) June 10, 2016
15. That’s a future artist right there.
The world can always use more of those.
https://twitter.com/madddiiison/status/804894225502388224
14. The best part of this picture is how no one else is paying her any mind.
That’s how you know everyone accepts her how she is.
Me: “yo where are you guys?”
Friends: “we’re nearly there, save us a seat”
Me: pic.twitter.com/TTxyYEI8r3
— + (@aishxo) April 17, 2018
13. If a 3yo understands tipping, you would think more adults would, too.
It’s really not that difficult of a concept.
Today this little 3yr old tried to pay for her family’s dinner with a Barbie credit card. I took the card and made her a little check out to make it seem like she did and she tipped me 3$😭 pic.twitter.com/jkDOk8ZT7i
— Richhomiewen (@richhomiewen) April 4, 2018
12. This is so pure and good.
Let’s all try to put each other first now and again, yeah?
11. This is how it shall be forever.
Everyone had better just fall in line.
2yo referred to her coat pockets as "snack holes" and this is what I shall forever call them
— Rebecca Caprara (@RebeccaCaprara) February 23, 2018
10. The mind of a child is one of the best and most curious things.
It’s really too bad we all lose it at some point.
https://twitter.com/paola_1975/status/1015006431463067654
9. Honestly we need more reporting like this.
Anytime, kiddo. All you have to do is ask.
A boy just ran up to the live truck and said "Can you report my smile?" Yes, we can Cameron @FOX29philly pic.twitter.com/ddkwTg98SC
— Dave Eitzen (@DaveEitzen) August 26, 2015
8. Ketchup is the first love of so many toddlers.
It’s how they swindle their parents out of more sugar.
I just want someone who looks at me the way my brother looks at ketchup pic.twitter.com/gDcrGcjG13
— Anicca Harriot, PhD🔬 (@13adh13) January 23, 2016
7. This is not an inappropriate reaction to Santa, in my opinion.
Dude is a little bit intimidating no matter how old you are.
We taught our baby sign language. This is the sign for "help." You're welcome. pic.twitter.com/i6NkxBf4KP
— 🌈Dr. Frizzle (@Swilua) December 5, 2017
6. He looks so handsome and happy and kind in both pictures!
I want to be his friend, for real.
my nephew grew his hair out for two years to donate to kids with cancer 😭 pic.twitter.com/YuamNNcMEI
— amber lynne (@storkpatrol) September 11, 2016
5. I will share this every time because it’s the best advice.
It doesn’t matter whether or not it came from a toddler.
My 3yo said she wanted to be an astronaut, and I said she had to study hard, go to college, learn a lot of science, and take a physical fitness test, and she shrugged and said, "That's just 4 things." So she's basically a nonchalant motivational speaker.
— Jen Dziura (@jendziura) February 15, 2018
4. This child is going. places.
I, for one, am along for the ride.
3. If everyone just donated $12 imagine what could happen.
Someone start this kid a GoFundMe.
2. A little bit of joy never hurt anyone.
In fact, it’s what keeps most of us going.
1. She knows she brightens up every picture, and she’s not wrong!
I mean, how do they ever say no to that child?
So my niece decided to sneak off & jump in another families picture! Lmfao pic.twitter.com/SN6mt3JFsZ
— JORD (@jordieham) December 21, 2014
I love kids, y’all. They’re all special, but some of them really do go above and beyond.
Have you met a kid before that you just know is going places in life? Tell us about them in the comments!