Are you looking for a way to pass the time? Sitting on the bus, maybe, or in a waiting room?
Or, more realistically, are you supposed to be working right now and you’re on the clock but you just want the clock to go faster? No worries. We won’t tell on you. We literally can’t. We don’t even know who you are, Kevin. Unless your name happens to be Kevin, in which case you’re probably pretty freaked out right now. But that’s just a coincidence based on a random common name we chose.
Or is it
In any case, enjoy these tweets that should help you pass the time.
10. Morning, noon, and night
There’s also midnight, but yeah, why should 12’s get all the love and leave the rest behind?
So unfair that noon is the only time that gets a nickname. Gonna start calling 4pm Bonky
— music's profile (@goodjobmaya) June 14, 2021
9. Kudos to David
Yeah, I know that feeling.
As an actor it’s always tough to watch shows you auditioned for and didn’t get, but kudos to David for landing this one pic.twitter.com/KeIBO7K4qC
— Alex “Little Nut” Dobrenko (@Dobrenkz) June 5, 2021
8. Zoom zoom zoom
Finally, the hearing impaired can really get the full experience.
i didn’t know f1 had subtitles pic.twitter.com/mIsvzKbd8g
— cal (@cxwphotos) June 20, 2021
7. You can fly!
This is what happens when the gym teacher is put in charge of stunt work nobody at the school understands.
can't wait for school plays again so we can get more moments like when my friend played Peter Pan pic.twitter.com/ECpdsDgt0w
— Nathan Cykiert (@nathancykiert) June 21, 2021
6. Gettin’ faded
Are y’all in a car from the future or what?
Drunk me Vs. High me pic.twitter.com/fr524DoRfI
— Mike “I am the prize” Jenkins (@skinny_que) June 22, 2021
5. A frog’s life
Just let it all wash over me. Let the river flow.
Me in the shower for a hour thinking about life pic.twitter.com/e6Qxf65B7T
— Pill Cosby? (@205fatboy) June 21, 2021
4. Unsolved mysteries
I actually remember when someone said “they just open a big door and drive it in here.”
My mind was blown. You’re allowed to do that?
8 year old me Tryna figure out how they got a car in the middle of the mall pic.twitter.com/i2kHw0u6sp
— Mick? (@ToooViral) June 21, 2021
It’s a newer kind of history, but it’s history all the same.
Pg.16 of our high school history textbook: pic.twitter.com/CYMD0sSQlV
— mook (@machinemook) June 23, 2021
2. Talk to me
I do it all day every day and I don’t care at all anymore.
Listen in if you want, this conversation isn’t going anywhere.
Talking to yourself is fun and all, until you get caught ???
— Ruby? (@ruby_3023) June 21, 2021
1. Spam fun
Go get ’em.
Spam callers, I’m tired of’em. Let’s have some fun ? pic.twitter.com/ULTh7cEVTM
— Jeannette Reyes (@Fox5DCJeannette) June 25, 2021
Look at all the time that’s passed! For increased effect, go back and scroll through again.
What’s your favorite way to pass the time?
Tell us in the comments.