If you’re wondering how well America’s general policy on anatomical and sexual education is going, it’s not great.
It turns out that telling kids “DON’T TOUCH ANYTHING, DON’T THINK ABOUT STUFF, YOUR BODY IS GROSS” doesn’t actually help us know things about ourselves.
This is never more evident than when people (usually guys) take to the internet to proudly proclaim in a variety of creative ways, “I know nothing about female anatomy.”
Get ready to cringe.
14. “Y’all don’t shower with y’all pads on?”
Believe it or not there’s such a thing as nudity.
Virginity is just a concept and it has no more power than you choose to give it, stop worrying.
12. “As a guy…”
Let me stop you right there.
11. “I’m a medical doctor”
Well they said so right there on the internet so it must be true.
10. “Though you do talk out of there.”
Good lord, dude.
9. “We have it somewhere else.”
My guy, please tell me you don’t actually think you’ve been making milk all these years.
8. “Can’t get my head around that.”
It’s not a baby, friend. It’s kind of the opposite.
7. “No conclusive physiological evidence of it.”
Kyle, this might not be something about yourself that you want to advertise.
6. “Or do you just let it grow out?”
I’m gonna be sick.
5. “There’s legit science out there.”
There is, and this ain’t it.
4. “Woman should be more thankful!”
I think if this were true then our armies would be staffed entirely by women on their periods, impervious to injury.
3. “I can’t find a source but I know…”
You can just *feel* this truth in your heart, ya dig?
2. “The DNA of those men in her brain.”
That’s not how this works. That’s not how anything works.
1. “A sign of bad health.”
It’s just something you personally aren’t used to seeing. There’s nothing unhealthy about it.
Yikes on bikes, my dudes. I don’t even know what to say to y’all. Go to time out.
What’s the cringiest thing you’ve heard lately?
Tell us in the comments.