When we’ve got a crush on somebody, it can make us truly crazy.
We’ll go to all kinds of lengths to get someone’s attention, and rope ’em in with our would-be charms.
Does it work? Well, if we’re not also already hot, then no, probably not, but that doesn’t mean it isn’t worth a try!
Here are what some anonymous contributors did to catch the eye of that certain someone special.
10. Streaking
That is an exceptionally risky strategy, my dude.
Source: Whisper
9. Over-grooming
Oof, how was this information you couldn’t obtain before?
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8. Spend a bunch on a trip
Wait, was the trip to see them? I need more information.
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7. Tree climbing
I assume this was as a young child but am kind of hoping it was at age, like, 27.
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6. Take up weed
To be fair, it’s hard to notice much of anything when you’re high.
Source: Whisper
5. Climb the heights
“Yo, did that girl just go on a ride at a theme park? I must have her.”
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4. Playing dumb
The urge to correct must have been overwhelming.
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3. Hard drugs
Yeah that’s a red flag right out of the gate.
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2. Start a fight
Just get in there and blast.
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1. Totally flip out
A real knockout.
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Remember, if you’re trying to impress a crush, at least attempt to be safe about it. They can’t date you if you die.
Have you ever done something like this?
Tell us about it in the comments.