I don’t know how to tell you this, but restaurants – places that deal exclusively in selling you things to eat and drink – keep putting liquids in things that aren’t cups.
I don’t know why this is. Nor do I know why it’s so prevalent. But it seems to be spreading. In fact, there’s an entire subreddit dedicated to it called r/wewantcups.
Don’t believe me? Just look at these abominations.
15. A waffle cone
Ok, this is probably the best one of the bunch. It’s basically just melted ice cream.
14. A bowl
Well this feels like a lawsuit waiting to happen.
13. A baby bottle
I’m sorry, this is the most demeaning thing I can imagine to do to your customers.
12. Drawers
Look nice, very impractical.
11. A measuring cup
Suuuuure they didn’t run out.
10. Bathtub
This year’s hottest club is Duk.
9. A raft
Ironically, you’re all gonna die now.
8. Literally trash
Is that…is that sand on the rim?
7. A to-go box
The probability of a leak seems extremely high here.
6. A bong?
Bruh how do you expect drunk people to deal with something like this?
5. An avocado
Those dang millennials have struck again.
4. A shell (chipped)
We’re going on an adventure out to sea, boys.
3. A bag
How is one supposed to consume this?
2. SPAM
Monty Python would be very proud.
1. Another bathtub
Just in time for Halloween.
Write your congress representative to let them know that you. Want. Cups. Only we can make a difference.
What’s the weirdest restaurant you’ve ever been to?
Tell us in the comments.