I’m terrible with directions. Absolutely horrible. Lucky for me, I was born at such a time that I only had to drive around getting lost for the first couple years before GPS in cars and on phones became ubiquitous and after that I was fairly ok.
But let’s be clear: I use Google Maps.
A moment of silence for the Apple Maps users of the world. Being the absolute Goliath of a company that they are, you’d think they would have this down by now, but nope. Still as unreliable as ever. And that’s evident from the absolute roasting they’re getting on Twitter.
10. And I would walk 500 miles…
That sounds less like a navigation system and more like a hostage situation.
One time my step dad and I drove out to middle o’ nowhere Minnesota to pick up a Ghia part and we got to the middle of a 4-way dirt road surrounded on all sides by dead cornfields and Apple Maps deadass said “walk 14 miles to your destination”
— listen to more podcasts (@pluviodes) April 27, 2021
9. Sleeping with the enemy
You know they all do it, and they all hide it from each other.
I wonder if Apple developers use Apple Maps on their way to work and realize how much it sucks
— Pijus Bulvinas (@pbulvinas) April 21, 2021
8. Flight risk
Yeah something like that would probably sour you forever.
https://twitter.com/Mister_Duder/status/1386886163810725894
7. Raise the roof
Ah, yes, thank you, exactly where I wanted to go.
Apple Maps be like take your next right next thing u know you wind up like this pic.twitter.com/PCiZTqWDYL
— Big Protein (@KingSlimeV3) April 27, 2021
6. Very suggestive
Come on man, not again.
https://twitter.com/lauurbuurgess/status/1385566071399276547
5. A day at the park
Wtf is actually going on in this picture?
Apple Maps "gps" problem in parking lots pic.twitter.com/D9fM3Ddes8
— jean serran (@jeanserran) April 27, 2021
4. Lost in the wilderness
This is my new get rich quick scheme.
If I had a dollar for every time I got lost walking while using the Apple Maps app, I’d have a full time job getting lost thanks to Apple Maps
— Binxy wants ceasefire (@therunwaywitch) April 22, 2021
3. Killer app
I don’t think that’s what they meant to do.
apple maps is really trying to kill me 💀 it deadass leads me to roads that don’t exist
— alek🇸🇸 (@madebyalek) April 26, 2021
2. A new career field
You see what I did there? With the title? I’m proud of that one.
https://twitter.com/HoesMad4Real/status/1386870850029293574
1. Do the math
Stay in your lane, bud.
https://twitter.com/vd4ng/status/1386875746895925250
I mean they’ve only been working on it for, what, a decade? I’m sure they’ll fix the bugs any minute.
What GPS team are you on?
Tell us in the comments.