“Don’t Get Under the Table:” Teacher Shares Grim Survival Tips for Active Shooter Scenarios
While our parents/grandparents had to contend with nuclear fallout drills as schoolkids, America’ current generation of children has grown up with safety drills for a much more frequently occurring emergency scenario – an active shooter. The nagging reality of this threat was further highlighted in this Twitter thread by “V”...
10 Hilarious Signs Created By Funny People
Putting up signs is not a very glamorous job, but have you ever considered how much power those people have? They can publicly shame their coworkers, sass people with bad manners, and force strangers to read their corny puns. Really, this is the perfect craft for an evil genius, and these 10 hilarious signs are proof of that. Shout out to the...
10 Heartwarming Dogs That Are Guaranteed To Make Your Day Better
I don’t think dogs have any idea how cool they really are. I also hope nobody ever tells them, because then they would all start acting like cats. Seeing as how cats are total d%cks, we CANNOT let this happen. The following 10 dogs are incredibly cool, but let’s keep that on the DL, ok? 1. AWWWWWW Photo Credit: Twitter,...
11 More Memes That Good Students Will Never Understand
You’re back for more? Are these “so you” or are you laughing at how people just completely waste time doing nothing? I’m in that first camp. I was a HORRIBLE student. Somehow I made it through college, but that 2.7 GPA isn’t helping me get that CEO position I’ve had my eye on. Oh well, better look at more memes....
10 Photos That Prove Dogs Are Embarrassingly Adorable
I honestly don’t know what’s better… a hilarious dog pic or an embarrassing dog pic. Amirite? On one hand, much laughing happens. On the other hand, the laughing happens AND you kind of feel sorry for those poor, dumb creatures. But that’s why we love dogs… loyal, dumb, friendly, awesome. So many things rolled into a...
10 Jokes That Prove Laughing about Junk Food Burns Calories
I love to eat trash. Do you love to eat trash? Can we be friends?! No, but let’s face it… there’s so much easily bought, easily eaten, deliciously bad garbage food out there for us. It’s almost impossible to resist to sneak in a little trash snack every day. Because why not? I got up and took a shower today. I deserve a...
Nicolas Cage and David Schwimmer Have the Same Face and People Are fre*king. Out.
Remember Ross from Friends? Sure you do. And we all know Nicolas Cage, Right? Apparently, David Schwimmer and Nicolas Cage share an eerily-similar facial structure. Reddit user u/spaghetticondom911 couldn’t believe just how similar they were, so he shared a photo of Cage’s face photoshopped onto Schwimmer’s. The results will have you...
13 Hilarious Marriage Memes That Will Make You Laugh
Spouses will find the smallest things to argue about, it’s a part of marriage. But hopefully, these marriage memes will make you laugh and forget the little things because they’re fre*king hilarious! 12. Yes, yes you did… Photo Credit: Bored Panda 11. Misinterpreting the signals. Photo Credit: Bored Panda 10. Even whispers are...
10 Photos Of Dogs Being Weird And We Love It
Who doesn’t love a good dog pic or gif? Monsters, that’s who! Evil, soulless monsters. This group of doggos are more derpy than usual, so your heartstrings will be tugged and your funny bones will be tickled. You have been warned. 10. The warmest spot Photo Credit: The Chive 9. At least she’s consistent! Photo Credit: The...
10 Funny Tweets About Marriage
Marriage, amirite? On the one hand, it’s a lovely institution that is very important and should be accessible to everyone. On the other hand, husbands/wives/partners are a royal pain in the butttttt. One thing that makes cohabitating with a spouse more survivable? Venting about it on Twitter. Because no matter how wacky your relationship...