Is signing a prenuptial agreement completely unromantic? Yes. It absolutely is unromantic. You know what else is unromantic? The fact that a marriage is a legally binding contract between two people to share ALL of their possessions. We all like to pretend that it isn’t that, but it is. We also all like to pretend that untold numbers of...
Wedding days are one of the happiest days of our lives, right? Well, they’re supposed to be. But one horrible comment can really sour the entire day. These grooms learned the hard way when they get some of the nastiest comments sent their way by friends and family. Get ready for some shocking confessions, and make sure to NOT say anything...
Being a mom isn’t a tough job. You actually get paid to do a job. And no, kisses and hugs don’t count. No, being a mom is a god d*mned higher learning institution where a toddler is the teacher, and they’re making up new lessons randomly and without warning. And every day you have to pass test after test after test. And if you...
Growing up. We all have to do it, and some of us are more successful at doing it than others. Know why? Society doesn’t teach us how. But they expect us to go to high school and maybe go to college and then “Good luck!” How about teaching me how to run a household? Or invest wisely? Or know what to look for when buying a car? Why...
Do you have kids? Do you know children exist? Then you will find these memes absolutely hilarious. And if you don’t, well, maybe you don’t actually believe children exist. Which is weird. Because they totally do. 1. OMFG right now… Photo Credit: Someecards 2. That hur! Photo Credit: Someecards 3. That’s not it works....
I have personally never dined and dashed, but I know some friends who’ve done it and they ALL feel bad about it eventually. These people? Well, let’s just say you can tell which people are future felons of America. Let’s go! 1. Are you really going to pay a 100% guilt tax? Seems pretty steep… Photo Credit: Whisper 2. Do the...
Is there anybody that oozes “cool sophistication” more than Jeff Goldblum? He just looks like he knows WAY more than any of us about every topic on the planet. And, apparently, his film roles also works at zodiac moods. Because of course they do. Listen up moon children, and get with the Goldblum Zodiac! Aquarius: January 20 –...
Listen, dating can suck, but sometimes you get a post like this that can give you some key pointers about what to do and what not to do. That second part is honestly more important. Because if you can avoid doing some dumb sh^t it can save you a lot of grief AND pay off in the long run. And when I say “pay off,” I mean sex. Yes, not...
I don’t like to clean things. You don’t like to clean things. Other people who create memes don’t like to clean things. So let’s look at the memes they made when they should have been cleaning things, shall we? Yes, let’s do exactly that! 1. Yes, we all have the chair. Don’t lie. Photo Credit: The Chive 2....
So Twitter user TraceOddity just HAD to go and spoil everybody’s notebook buying fun and posted this… I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you already have six blank notebooks at home. — beautiful screaming lady April 13, 2019 Who are you to tell me my business about buying things that I’ll never use, huh!? Well, she...