This Woman Sent Only ‘Twilight’ Movies Quotes To Everyone She Matched On Tinder — People Are Loving The Responses
You might have heard of a little sensation called Twilight – the books, the movies, or both. It’s been in the news again, as the author, Stephenie Meyer, is planning to release a long-awaited 5th book, Midnight Sun, in August 2020. Which is to say, millions of people all over the world love Twilight and everything connected to it...
15 Memes That Explain What’s Going on During These Trying Times
Raise your hand if your year is going exactly how you’d planned. If any of you have your hands raised right now, I have a long and very important series of followup questions, such as, “Why?” and “How?” and “What are you hiding?” I don’t think any of us are living the dream right now. But we are...
12 Times People Didn’t Realize Who They Were Talking To
A lot of people have their favorite story about the time they ran into a celebrity. But probably not many of them proudly tell the story of the time they ran their mouth off without realizing who they were talking to and got burned. When it happens IRL, we have to rely on reports from those who experienced the interaction. When it happens online,...
15 Roommates Who Are Trying Really Hard Right Now
Roommates. Can’t live with ’em, can’t live without ’em, because you’re way too poor to get your own place. A lot of roommates are in a severe love/hate relationship right now, as a complete lack of absence makes the heart grow steadily more annoyed. That “spacious” apartment starts to feel a lot smaller...
People Guess What Would Happen if All Our Sexual Fantasies Were Fulfilled
Ok, right out of the gate I’m gonna warn ya, this one is one you’ll want to read at home. We’ve covered a bunch of interesting threads from the r/AskReddit subreddit, but this is a doozy. It’s basically a fantasy about fantasies. A meta-fantasy/analysis/libido examination that goes off the rails almost immediately, and it...
14 Funny Tweets of the Week That We Really Appreciated
Having a weird day? Not to worry, Twitter is here for you. At least the funny parts of Twitter are. No matter what’s going on in the world, we can always rely on the funny women of Twitter to grace our brains with short-burst wit that would make even the strangest days a little better. Here are some great Tweets from the week to give you the...
13 People Joke About the Worst Thing to Say at a Urinal
Need a break from things that are serious or dignified? Then have I got the thread for you. Anyone who’s used a urinal knows that there are certain sort of unspoken rules of conduct. You face forward. You stay quiet. You always leave one urinal between you and the next person if possible. These are the principles that allow society to...
This Cat Goes Everywhere He Shouldn’t and It’s Delightful
Everybody knows the phrase “Curiosity killed the cat,” but few people are aware that it’s truncated from “Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back.” And for as irritating as it can sometimes be, honestly, what’s more satisfying than watching a cat be curious? One particularly exploratory kitty...
Weird Story About a Deceptively Named Character Is Quite a Fun Read
I think it’s safe to say that most of us grew up constructing larger worlds in our imaginations, using our toys as the characters. The stories we built didn’t often make a lot of sense, and certainly weren’t consistent, but they were nevertheless enthralling, at least to us, at least at the time. Personally, I had a collection of...
13 True Stories About Very Bad Dates
Unless you’ve literally been on one date and then you stayed with that person forever, you’ve had a bad date. There are more bad date stories in this world than there are people. The stories range from the truly abhorrent to the charmingly embarrassing to the downright bizarre, and we can’t seem to get enough of them. Which is...