18 Pickup Lines That Would Pair Perfectly With Wine
Sometimes, when it comes to a winning opening line, a little cheese goes a long way – as does a laugh. These pickup lines might not be the smoothest or most original, but I’m betting they’re good enough to get you in the door. The rest is up to you, friends. 18. One for all of the Apple fans in the house. 17. This one would...
15 Memes We Just Had to Share
Memes can seem like they’re a dime a dozen, but when one makes the rounds that’s perfection in a pithy, relevant observation, well…it’s not like we can not share. So here are the 15 best floating around out there these days. According to me. 15. But I mean…you made the whole thing up, right? 14. As long as someone...
12 People Share Screenshots Of Texts From Their Ex
For whatever reason, these 12 people thought it was a good idea to try to get back in touch with their ex-boyfriend or ex-girlfriend. The ex in question left no doubt that they were not in the same frame of mind, and all of these shutdowns are pretty stinking savage. Like, I would have to be really pissy about how a relationship ended to be this...
12 Screenshots Of Brutal Replies To Ex Boyfriend/Girlfriends
We’ve all been there – it’s late, you’re lonely, maybe you’ve had too much to drink, and before you know it, you’ve shot off a text to your ex. Now, depending on how they responded, you might already have been warned off doing it again. But if it went well for you the first time, you might still want to think...
13 Funny Tweets That You Might Enjoy
Every week there are standout tweets that make us laugh – some are unexpected, some are punny, and still others are insightful and poignant – and we want to make sure you don’t miss them! Here’s this week’s roundup of our favorite 13! 13. It’s like they don’t even want us to...
These People Share Things They Think Are as Good as S*x and They’re Right On
Sex is pretty much the pinnacle of awesomeness for most people – the good kind, anyway – so it can be hard to believe that there could be so many things that compare. These people came up with some great ones, though, and I bet if you think about it, you can come up with a dozen things that make you feel pretty darn amazing,...
14 Things Some Say Are Better Than Sex
“Better than sex” is usually reserved to describe something really, really amazing – so, you might be skeptical that we could round up not only one but fourteen things that you mind find more enjoyable than a roll in the hay. And maybe you won’t agree with all of them, but I bet at least a few of them will totally blow...
Tumblr Posts Imagine if Alien Invaders Encountered Earth’s Wildlife
There are countless movies, books, and television shows that imagine the end of the world via hostile alien invasion, but in all of them it’s been humankind that has risen to the challenge. This Tumblr thread says hold up, though, because there’s a good chance animals are going to have to suit up, too, if we’re going to be...
“Our son had to go to the ER” — 17 People Share Their Stories About Being Fired from Walmart
You know Walmart, right? Of course you do! It’s literally the biggest chain store in the entire world. Then even sell groceries and cars now. They’ve got EVERYTHING you would want to buy. So when you’ve got a massive organization like that, there are a lot of screwed up rules that needlessly put employees in the crosshairs....
14 People And Their Random Tweets About Life Being A Hot Mess
Yeah, it’s REALLY popular to call yourself a “hot mess,” but who among us ACTUALLY deserves that title? Because a lot of you are out there just slinging that phrase around and you ARE NOT living up to it. Today we bring you 14 people who LIVE IT like there’s no other way… and they have our deep, unfettered...